*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*

Brynne: So how do you know the host?

Mini: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.

Nikki: That DOG!

Aiden: I pulled them over for money laundering.

Sheela: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.

Aru: They stole a baconator!

Nikki: That DOG!

Brynne: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!