Aru: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Rudy: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Aru: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Mini: Actually I did the math, Rudy would have $225, not $0.15.

Aiden: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Aru: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Aiden: Sorry I only have a dollar

Aru: :(

Mini: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Rudy would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Aiden: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Mini: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Brynne: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Rudy: Apply juice to what

Nikki: Directly to the forehead

Mini: Great chat everyone