Aiden: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Mini: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Rudy: In your pantry!

Aiden: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Mini: Is your friend here?

Aiden, motioning to Aru: Yeah.

Mini, to Aru: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Brynne: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Brynne: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Brynne: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Brynne, to Mini and Rudy: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Mini: YAAAAAAAAY!

Rudy: THE PRESTIGE!