Here's another one

Verna and Datura belong to me while Esmeralda and Mil belong to Dragon mom

Who in your OTP carries them from the couch/car to bed

Vernacalus

And who soothes the kid after a nightmare

Millennial

Who wants to throw out the car seat because the stupid thing wont strap in

Vernacalus he does not have the patients XD

Who cries on the first day of school

Both will

Gets the kids into the local sports team

Obviously Verna he'll get Datura into basketball and football and have Esmeralda do track and also basketball

And whos the parent that gets way to aggressive at these games

Obviously both they'll get into a fight with one of the parents if they say  some shit about their kids

Who in your otp lets the kids stay up and watch movies while the other sends them to bed

Vernacalus will let them stay them up for a little bit but if its a school night Mill makes them go to bed around 8:30

Who sneaks candy to the kids before school whilst the other pretending to not notice

Mill will while Verna pretends not to notice

Who is the parent that yells at the kid for getting called to the principle office while the other yells at the principle

Verna will yell at the two while Ma yells at the principal

Who teaches their son to tie a tie and explains a period to their daughter

Again Verna to Datura and Mil to Esmeralda

Who cries at graduation

Millennial while Verna tries to hide it

Who reads the books in silly voices

Verna XD

Who's against sweets before dinner and who lets it slide

Millennial is against it while Verna tries to

Who gets rid of the monsters in the closet and under the bed

Vernacalus: don't worry you two I'll the asshole out of your rooms so you can get some sleep

Who sneaks veggies into the kids' dinner  who doesn't like veggies

Again Verna even if hes not a fan of it

Who is the one that says 'that hurt my kid and I'll kill you' speech when said kid brings someone over

Oh its Vernacalus alright you don't want to mess with him

Who goes on all the rides with the kidbecause their partner gets queasy on the ride

I think it would be Mill Verna isn't a big fan