Kirito x Niara (Oneshot)

I wrote this over my own pleasure now shut up. :)

Niara Levanov AND Nikolai Yezerverk are CrossMayhem's OCs.

Raining_Candy, you want to read this right?

Also WARNING: CURSING WILL BE USED A LOT.

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Annoyed

"Dead."

"Like your parents."

"Shut up!"

"You shut up."

"Fuck you."

"Whatever."

"Argh!!!"

Everyday. Ever since we fought Mizel. Again. And again. And again.

I sat in my room with Eva, who was busy with Twiling and Drezion's maintenance.

"So what's up?" She asked. "Lost another arguement against Kirito?"

I gave her an annoyed look. "Do you have to be that accurate?"

She shrugged. "I'm just saying. After all, you guys aren't the worst couple I've seen."

I sat up and gladred at her. "We're not a couple! I mean, he can go fuck that 'Amy' girl for all I care!"

"What's fuck?" Eva asked.

I stopped. Shit. Jin's gonna kill me. I shook my head vigorously. "N-nothing! Nevermind! Don't tell Jin!"

"Okay?" She said with an eyebrow raised. Gosh she's like, 17 now and she still doesn't know what 'fuck' means! I mean, we said it a shitton of times and she's just there being the pure innocent cinnamon roll! If she stays this pure until she's over 20... How the heck would Jin do it to her?

I shook my head with a sweatdrop. "It'll probably never happen..."

"What will probably never happen?" Eva asked.

I shook my head again. "Nah. Nothing. I was just thinking outloud again."

"I worry about your sanity sometimes." Eva commented.

"What is sanity even?" I teased.

She rolled her eyes. "I'm done with the maintenance. I'll be heading out now." So she did.

I groaned and picked up Drezion. "Every time. Every fucking time! I always 'got dunked on'!" I took another look at Drezion and sighed. "Maybe I should just game."

I took my laptop from under my pillow and turned it on. Undertale, genocide route. That's what I'll be playing.

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"What happened to her?" Kirito asked, watching the russian bang her head to the wall over and over again.

"She's upset that she couldn't beat this one boss in her favorite game. She said she kept getting 'dunked on'... Whatever that means." Eva explained.

"WHY. CAN'T. I. BEAT. SANS. IN. GENOCIDE?!!" She yelled.

"I thought you learned the pattern already." Eva said.

"And you already know you're not supposed to spare him." Kirito stated. "I mean, duh, it's called 'genocide' for a reason."

"I still haven't got the movement right..." She said. "And I found out about the 'spare' the hard way..."

"You could always hack it." Kirito said with a shrug.

"It'll lead me to a secret ending where Sans would say, 'You dirty hacker' or something." Niara said. "I've aquainted myself with every little secret in all of Undertale. Inclusing WD Gaster."

"The dude that's supposed to speak in wing dings font?" Eva asked.

"Ye-"

"Eva! Help! Now!" Jessica then ran into the room and begab to drag Eva out.

"Okay, geez mate. Chill." Eva said with a slight frown as she walked out with Jessica.

"I'm out!" Niara ran outside, leaving Kirito with a confused look.

"The hell just happened?"

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"YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN I SUFFER LIKE THIS?! CAUSE IT IS NOT. SO FUCK YOU, YOUR LIFE, THAT ANDROID, MIZEL, THAT GIANT ROBOT, AND EVERY STUPID SHIT ON THIS PLANET!"

". . . That was a long time ago, get over it."

"I AM OVER IT! BUT IF I STOP SHOUTING, IT'LL LOOK LIKE I LOST THE ARGUEMENT!"

"Which you already have."

"I KNOW. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I'm on rage. Why? Cause I can. Then there's a beep. I opened my CCM and found my cousin, Nikolai Yezerverk.

"Hey, nee-chan. How are you doing?" He asked.

"No where near as good as you, I bet." I replied bluntly.

"No kidding." He said. "So um... There's this glitch in the New Second World... It's sorta working off all the power the LBX have... Like a... Like an EMP transmitter... Think you can help?"

I groaned. "I ain't a hacker. Go ask Kirito." I threw the phone over to the blonde by the computer.

After several clicks I heard a 'thank you' shout and the CCM was thrown back to me.

"You know, no matter how much we dislike each other, you really can't deny the fact that we make a pretty good team..." He said, while typing away. "I mean, we beat Ban, Hiro and Ran once... There was also the time when we nearly beat Eva and Jin."

"It's both ironic and annoying." I stated.

"But you're smiling."

"I am and I hate it."

Annoyed. That's how we feel everyday. But I guess we're used to it... For now.

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Lol. CM, was that a little too 'cringe worthy'?

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