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❮ KANG HANEUL ❯
↳ ♀ // k.haneul95
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⥅✎ CURRENT MISSIONS ━━━

❝ i think i saw my boyfriend cheating on me! what should i do??  ❞
⧗ STARTED: 10 seconds ago!

•● answered by: pjh_jjang
↳ ⦗you should get more evidence first, so you don't jump to conclusions!⦘
upvote | downvote | ▸ neutral

▭ VS ▭ 

•● answered by: kangniel
↳⦗try to get more information from him! ask him what he did during that time, and see if he lied to you! ⦘
▸ upvote | downvote | neutral

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❝ i honestly think i'm in love with an anime character. is that messed up? ❞
⧗ STARTED: 20 seconds ago!

•● answered by: k.yerim
↳ ⦗it will only end in heartbreak ; ; you gotta snap out of it!!⦘
upvote | downvote | ▸ neutral

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•● answered by: seeeeulgis_
↳⦗lol i'm in love with idols and they don't know i exist, so is that really any different? ⦘
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┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
you were just added
to a group chat !

ʟ ᴀ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ʜ ?
[ YES ] [ NO ]
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GROUP CHAT ( 6 )  ≡

watchmetaetae, jiminniecricket,
AGUSTD, jjk97, JHOPE123 and you !

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 HELLO WORLD!! 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 IT'S TIME TO PLAAAY 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 THE WEAKEST LINK!! 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 sorry everyone, i'm on
my way to work now. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 tell me your findings
later on, alright? 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━ AGUSTD ━━
has logged off.

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 no one tell him what
happened, k? 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 you're so mean ˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 what's this chat?? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 guhhh, i forgot that we
have a complete newbie in
our esteemed presence. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 h-haneul!! //// hello!」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 hey haneullie ♡ (.- ω -) 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 wassup harem. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 except no one likes you,
robotlady. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 haneul's the AI?! Σ(°Д°υ)」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 yep. i'm 99% sure. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 stfu, kid. i'm 100% human. 」 ●•

「 also what's this chat?」 ●•

「 stop getting distracted and
pay attention to a needy
person. lol. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 haha, it's like a chat that the
app makes once every few days
so we can discuss who we think
is the AI in the group. 」

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 BABY LET ME TEACH YOU
DOWN. THERE'S SO MANY 
WAYS TO TEACH YAAA. 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 kalsfals hoseok's actually
singing this in real life.」

•● 「 my ears. 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 wait — you and hoseok 
know each other in real life? 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 yep. that's why he and i
are definitely not the A.I.」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 whoaa!! i thought this app
never groups people who know
each other together?? O . O 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 that's what i thought too... 」

•● 「 i've played this for almost a
year and something like this
has never happened. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 right, you mentioned that in
your message... 」 ●•

「 because we know each other
offline too. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 SAY WHAAAAAAAAA 」

•● 「 HANEUL AND TAE ARE
KNOCKIN BOOTS OFFLINE. 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 what?! NOT POSSIBLE.」

•● 「 BECAUSE HANEUL CAN'T
BE A REAL HUMAN. 」

•● 「 have you guys done a
mission with her?? the fact
that she almost lost to me
is pretty sad 'cause i'm not
even trying.」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 lolol ~ that sounds like haneul. 」

•● 「 always a bit ... uhh ...
blunt. ("ಡ ω ಡ") 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 she was really nice to me
when we chatted, though!!  」

•● 「 i don't think she's the AI. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 jimin is my only friend. 」 ●•

「 everyone else is DEAD 
TO ME. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 okay, so if jeongguk
and i aren't the AI cause 
we're friends irl. 」

•● 「 and taehyung and 
haneul know each other
too... 」

•● 「 that leaves... 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 jimin and yoongi! 」

•● 「 do you guys also happen
to know each other offline? 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 n-no. i only met you all
through this app |ω；｀) 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 and the AI needs to be
active for these conversations,
so THAT MEANS 」

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 JIMIN'S THE MAFIAAAA!!! 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 i-i-i'm not!! (இдஇ; ) 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 wrong game, bud. 」

•● 「 but... i don't want to jump
to conclusions so quickly. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 tae's right. 」 ●•

「 wouldn't that be too easy? 」 ●•

「 let's not gang up on jimin ;; 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 well if the app groups 
us up randomly. one day it's
bound to just give us a super
simple throwaway game. 」

•● 「 the AI can have a profile
picture, and even an actual
voice. but there's no way they
can actually have a physical
body. 」

•● 「 meaning, it can't be me,
hoseok, (and apparently) you
or taehyung. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 why not? re:life is supposed
to be super advanced right? 」 ●•

「 maybe you or hoseok could
be an A.I and you don't even
know it. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 i signed up for a game of
FUN AND DECEIT. NOT
PHILOSOPHY. GET OUTTA
HERE. 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 but an innovation of this
scale would have made the
news. 」

•● 「 it's just not... possible. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 i would meet you guys 
offline if i could!! but...i'm
not in korea right now ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 well, isn't that convenient? 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 if you guys came to japan
then i could prove it to you!! 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i'm not buying a plane
ticket for a game. 」

•● 「 SHOW US PROOF OF
YOUR EXISTENCE, JIMIN. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 what do you want me 
to do??  ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ 」

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 poor jimin lmaooo 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 your 'lmaooo' doesn't
make it sound sincere,
hoseok. lol. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 prove it to us by... 」

•● 「 SENDING NUDES. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 !!!!!! ////// n-n-not with
haneul in this chat!! 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 ...jimin, don't do it ever. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 smfh. i feel like this whole
thing was a lead up to that.」 ●•

「 good to know you don't 
discriminate, and you're
skeezy towards women
and men.」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 i think we're getting
off track from what we're
supposed to be doing here. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 we're supposed to be
doing something? lolol 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 TIME TO DO A BIG OL
GROUP MISSION. 」

•● 「 NOW WATCH ME WHIP,
WATCH ME GET 100%
HUMANITY. 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 you gotta beat me first,
hoseok. (✧ω✧) 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 if i get first place, will that
prove i'm a human?? 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 nope. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 (இдஇ; ) 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i just want to get higher
than jeongguk. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 the fact that your goal
is to beat me, is honestly.
quite sad. 」

•● 「 because my goal is 
to purposefully get a 
shitty score. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 alknfalsf let's just do this. 」 ●•

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M I S S I O N
submitted by
♀ // bunnyeon
4 days ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ I'M MOVING TO A NEW 
SCHOOL IN 2 MONTHS! 
IT'S MY FIRST TIME IN A
CO-ED SCHOOL!! HOW
CAN I MAKE A PROPER
'HIGHSCHOOL DEBUT'?❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
09:59

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█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 this girl's been reading
too many romance comics. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 yeah because highschool
boys are nothing but pigs. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ; - ; i thought i was a nice
guy in high school ... 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 same here (」° ロ °)」
what the hell, haneul?! 」

▅ ▅ ▅ 
ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
09:02 
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█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 she's scarred LOL. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 okay a correction. men born
after 1996 are pigs. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 it would cut me deep
if i cared about a robot's
opinion. 」

•● 「 and for your info,
i was a gentleman in 
high school. 」

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 (he never spoke to girls.) 」

•● 「 (and he's just trying to
overcompensate online lol) 」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 HOSEOK. 」

•● 「 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO TO
HIGH SCHOOL WITH ME. 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 lolol the power of the 
internet to hide who you
truly are. 」

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 wouldn't it be funny if
jimin irl was some kind of
smooth talking player? 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 no!! never!! //// i couldn't
e-even imagine that!  」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 and his 'roommate' is
actually just him fooling
around with us. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 i-i really have a roommate!
guhhh!! hasungwoonistg!!」

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ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
08:12 
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⇣ ✉ ⇣
JJK97 HAS FINISHED
HIS MISSION.

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 first one done! 
GET ON MY LEVEL. 」

⇣ ✉ ⇣
WATCHMETAETAE HAS 
FINISHED HIS MISSION.

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 sorry, we were actually
trying to get a good rating. 」

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M I S S I O N
submitted by
♀ // bunnyeon
4 days ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ I'M MOVING TO A NEW 
SCHOOL IN 2 MONTHS!
IT'S MY FIRST TIME IN A
CO-ED SCHOOL!! HOW
CAN I MAKE A PROPER
'HIGHSCHOOL DEBUT'?❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
07:17

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just try your best to
make a good first
impression? maybe
do something cute
with your uniform.|

┗━━━━━━❞┛

❰ confirm ❱

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⇣ ✉ ⇣
K.HANEUL95 HAS
FINISHED HER MISSION

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 oh my god, i'm
actually curious to see
what she wrote.」

•● 「 prepping myself
for a trainwreck.」

⇣ ✉ ⇣
JHOPE123 HAS 
FINISHED HIS MISSION.

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 my dislike for you is
reaching new heights.」 ●•

⇣ ✉ ⇣
JIMINNIECRICKET HAS 
FINISHED HIS MISSION.

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▅ ▅ ▅ PLEASE WAIT ▅ ▅ ▅

we are now sending all
answers to our community
for them to review !

depending on how busy 
our servers are. the results
may take 2-5 minutes.

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█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 okay but do highschool
debuts actually exist? 」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 hmm, first days of school
are always important. 」

•● 「 especially for high
schoolers.」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 i think it's just about
first impressions right?? >< 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 oh! i wrote about first
impressions too! 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 RIP JIMIN'S HUMANITY.」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 (ಥ﹏ಥ) 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 h-hey! just because our
answers are similar doesn't
mean it's bad. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 lmaooooo 」

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jjk97 entered:
⦗break out into song
during your class intro. ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
15 ⇡ | 19 ⇣ | 16 NEUTRAL

▭ ▭ vs ▭ ▭

watchmetaetae entered:
⦗you don't want to try
to be someone you're
not or else you'll be
pretending all year. 

just try to be positive
and i'm sure it'll fall
into place! ^^~⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
31 ⇡ | 4 ⇣ | 15 NEUTRAL

▭ ▭ vs ▭ ▭

k.haneul95 entered:
⦗just try your best to
make a good first
impression? maybe
do something cute
with your uniform. ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
15 ⇡ | 6 ⇣ | 29 NEUTRAL

▭ ▭ vs ▭ ▭

JHOPE123 entered:
⦗make lots of silly jokes
and show that you're 
someone that's easy
to get along with!

(ノ 'ヮ ') ノ *: ·
everyone will want to
be your friend!! ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
35 ⇡ | 2 ⇣ | 13 NEUTRAL

▭ ▭ vs ▭ ▭

jiminniecricket entered:
⦗if you want to make 
a good first impression,
just be a nice person! ><

i'm sure that you're already
a person that people will
like! don't worry!!⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
28 ⇡ | 2 ⇣ | 20 NEUTRAL

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✧ WINNER ✧
JHOPE123

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▅ ▅ ▅ RESULTS ▅ ▅ ▅

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 OH MY GOD.」

•● 「 HANEUL AND I
GOT THE SAME AMOUNT
OF UPVOTES LMAOOO.」

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 haneullie... (¯ω¯;;;;;;;)」

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 ;;;;;;;;; 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ;;;;;;;; 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 apfkapsf I'M STILL NEW
TO THIS APP OKAY. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i think you're just new
to being an actual human.」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 SCREW YOU ALL. 」 ●•

「 i'm dramatically storming
out of here! 」 ●•

「 (also because i need to
go eat dinner. but still.) 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 have a good dinner ~」

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 A.I don't eat but okay.」

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 COME BACK SOON! 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 bye bye haneul >///< 」

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┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
how was your chat with
jjk97 ?

HUMANITY
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how was your chat with
watchmetaetae ?

HUMANITY
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⦗100%⦘

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how was your chat with
JHOPE123 ?

HUMANITY
+ ❰ ━●━━━━━━━ ❱ -
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how was your chat with
jiminniecricket ?

HUMANITY
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⦗85%⦘

❰ confirm ❱

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