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who the heck is texting
me at 1 in the morning...

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AGUSTD ( 6 ) ᴺᴱᵂ  ≡

┈ january 26, 2018 ┈

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 um, hey! i'm haneul
it's nice to meet you!」 ●•
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┈ january 28, 2018 ┈

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 hi, i'm yoongi. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 sorry for the late reply.
i guess you're not online
right now, which makes 
sense. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 this is the only time i
can really come online on
weekdays. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 well, that's not entirely
true. i can visit during lunch
breaks as well. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 though, i'd rather eat
or sleep. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 but it's nice to meet you
too, haneul. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ah, i'm actually awake. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 did i wake you up? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 mm, sort of, but i went to
sleep at like 9pm. 」 ●•

「 i think i have the soul of
an old lady trapped in me. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 don't say that. it's good
to sleep early. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 says the person that's 
awake at almost 2am. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 i work these really odd
shifts. 」

•● 「 i've just inadvertently 
become an owl without
meaning to. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm sure you must be 
tired. 」 ●•

「 you should get some 
rest. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 mm, i will. 」

•● 「 you should as well. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 im lretty much textibg with
my eges clksd npw.  」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 pff — 」

•● 「 go to sleep. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 one step ahead of you. 」 ●•

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(rubs eyes) mnm..?
what's this?

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ugh, it's too early for this.
i'll just fix it in the morning.

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namjoon ( 0 ) ≡

━━━ haneul █
「 ugh namjoon, this app
is buggy as hell. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 what's wrong with it? 」

•● 「 please contact tech 
support for any issues. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 it crashed my whole damn
phone yesterday night. 」 ●•

「 and i think there was some
weird broken gibberish. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 gibberish? 」

━━━ haneul █
「 yeah, just a bunch of
random letters and some
equal signs. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 i'm sure it was just
some coding that went
awry. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 and i didn't mention. but
the terms of service was
messed up too when i
signed up. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 that's strange. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 ...that's all you can say? 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 that's very strange? 」

━━━ haneul █
「 okay bye. 」 ●•

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jiminniecricket ( 2 ) ᴺᴱᵂ   ≡

┈ january 26, 2018 ┈

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 hi! i figured i should try
to talk to everyone in
our group? 」 ●•
ᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 sooo! that's what i'm
doing! ;;; 」 ●•
ᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm haneul and i'm
a human lol. 」 ●•
ᴿᴱᴬᴰ

┈ january 28, 2018 ┈

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 oh! you're online!! 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 i'm park jimin and i'm a
human too! 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 prove it!! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ah, oh, um... i can send
you a picture of my breakfast?? 」

•● 「 A.I can't eat right?? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 they only eat the souls of
humans. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚ 」

•● 「 i-i'm only eating toast! 」

•● 「 you can trust me
ifyouwanttobelievemeimean. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 lmfao what a qtpie. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 c-c-c--c-cc-cute??! 」

•● 「 i-i'm not cute! 」

•● 「 i'm just not used to... 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 used to what? 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 idon'tusuallytalktogirls 」

•● 「 andidontwanttoseem
likeacreepypedophile.」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 lmfaoo, well, i'm already in
my early twenties, so
legally you're all gucci. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 oh?? i'm in my twenties
too. i was born in 1995. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 oh same! 」 ●•

「 see? you can be informal
with me. i don't mind. 」 ●•

「 don't be so nervous! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ok, i'll try ; - ; 」

✎ 「 • • • 」

•● 「 ummm 」

✎ 「 • • • 」

•● 「 h-how's the weather where
you are? 」

✎ 「 • • • 」

•● 「 !!! I'M NOT ASKING FOR
YOUR LOCATION THOUGH
(இдஇ; ) !!! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 lmaooo, jimin. please relax. 」 ●•

「 how did you chat with other
girls on this app before me?? 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 i'm usually put in male 
groups. 」

•● 「 but this time!! i changed
my preferences to both genders! 」

•● 「 b-because i wanted to 
feel more comfortable around
other people!  」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 and how's that working
out for ya? 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 g-g-good!! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you need more confidence! 」 ●•

「 we're not even face-to-face! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 true (｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ」

•● 「 maybe one day we can
meet up, baby. 」

✎ 「 • • • 」

•● 「 oHMYGOD MYROOMMATE
TYPED THAT!!!! OMIGODDD.」

•● 「 nafjkanfkjafjkjaksfsf 」

•● 「 klasdlasd!!!!! (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 lmfao trust me, that's not
the worst thing i've read on
this app. 」 ●•

「 calm. down. my. child. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 please absolve me from
my sins!!!!! (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ...lmfao. 」 ●•

「 should we just do a 
mission together? 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 T . T i don't know if i'm
mentally ready to help others
when i'm like this. 」

•● 「 i should be asking for 
help instead (ᗒᗩᗕ) 」

✎ 「 • • • 」

⇣ ✉ ⇣
JIMINNIECRICKET HAS 
WRITTEN A MISSION.

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 we can write missions
too?? 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 you didn't know? o . o 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm still a complete noob. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 didn't you go through
the tutorial (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧??? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 yeah no...my bot and i
 aren't on friendly terms. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 that's so weird -」

•● 「 i-if you're okay with me,
i'll walk you through it? //// 」

•● 「 i-it's really easy though!! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ready to learn! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 just go to the 'mission feed'
tab in the main menu and then
you can 'submit a mission.' 」

•● 「 and you can choose to
remain anonymous or not! 」

•● 「 and while you're on the feed,
you can also upvote, downvote
or give neutral votes to missions
that currently need review! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ooohhhhhh i see. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 it's kind of fun to read 
what other people write //// 」

•● 「 it's like i have a whole 
support system in the palm
of my hand! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you really like this app
huh, jimin? x') 」 ●•

「 /checkstats: jiminniecricket 」 ●•

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█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 d-does it sound like i'm
promoting it too much? 」

•● 「 i'm not the AI i swear
（Ω Д Ω）!!! 」

•● 「 but i finished my breakfast
so i can't prove it anymore!!  」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 oof speaking of breakfast,
i should grab something to
eat. 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 you haven't had breakfast
yet?? 」

•● 「 was i keeping you from
eating?? 」

•● 「 ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ go eat!! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 haha, okok~ talk to you
later, jimin! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ///// see you later! 」

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