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⭀ ʙᴀᴄᴋ | ʀᴇ: ɴᴇᴡ | ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇ | 1/25/2018 @ 23:56
└ ⇲ ＳＵＢ: (و ˃ᴗ˂) و wassssup
└ ⇲ＳＥＮＤＥＲ: taehyung 〈'watchmetaetae'〉
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seriously, we're in the same group?!
or maybe it was just fate? ahaha  ≧ ε ≦
still...i'm glad you're here!

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❝ Y O U ━━━━━━

pfft, he's so weird. i should
message him when he comes
online later tonight.

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JHOPE123 ( 0 ) ≡

┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
k.haneul95 would like to
start a new mission !

ᴡ ᴀ ɪ ᴛ ɪ ɴ ɢ...
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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 afnkjasf!!! 」 ●•
ᴿᴱᴬᴰ

「 i was just fooling around
with the settings and i
must've accidentally
sent a request!! >< 」 ●•
ᴿᴱᴬᴰ

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 LMFAO. i was just like, 」

•● 「 'DAYUM, this girl is serious!!' 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 aughhh 」 ●•

「 i really didn't mean to send
that! honestly, still new to
this whole shindig. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 it's okay! the first time i
did this, i think i like, spammed
everyone with mission reqs lolol. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 have you played for a long
time? 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 just about 2 months? 」

•● 「 and you? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 like 3 days LOL 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 F R E S H M E A T. (✧ω✧)」

•● 「 I MEAN. 」

•● 「 HIII. NICE TO MEET
YA! THE NAME'S HOSEOK. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 I'M HANEUL. WHAT'S UP. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 THE CEILING. 」

•● 「 OR THE SKY IF YOU'RE
ONE OF THOSE WEIRDOES
WHO ENJOY THE OUTDOORS. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 boii, byeee. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 y-you broke my caps lock
frenzy. i-i thought we were
having a m O m E n T. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 sorry, hoseok. but anything
that requires me to exert more
effort ain't gonna happen. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 (╥ω╥) boohoooo
oooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooo. 」

•● 「 you cut me deep. with
no remorse. are you even
human? 」

•● 「 OR AN A.I?!! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 /checkstats: JHOPE123 」 ●•

┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
〖 CURRENT STATS 〗
↳ ♂ // JHOPE123

▅ ▅ ▅

.₁ MISSIONS COMPLETED:
⦗46⦘

.₂ HUMANITY RATING:
⦗85%⦘

.₃ HIGHEST HUMANITY:
⦗85%⦘

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you're at 85% humanity?!!
dammmmn hoseok!! 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 YOU AREN'T EVEN PAYING
ATTENTION TO ME. AJFASF. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 o ya sry. i tune out crying. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 AKLFNASFASJKF. i feel
like you can give my friend
a run for his money. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 lmaooo 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 he's trying to be the
person with the lowest
humanity without getting
banned lol. 」

•● 「 i think his goal is
50.1% humanity lol. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i think we'd be great
friends. we can ignore
EMOTIONAL FOLK
t o g e t h e r. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 well, i think he's actually
in our group? jjk97? have you
spoken to him yet? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 /insert the most disgusted
face in here. 」 ●•

「 you just compared me to
that kid? uGHHHH. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 AWHH HAHAHHAA. 」

•● 「 gukkie's not that bad,
once you get to know him. 」

•● 「 he just loves trolling. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 he asked me to send nudes
like...2 times? 」 ●•

「 and he casually has videos
of himself looking seductive
in his phone??? 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 PFFFFT. omigod that
video. 」

•● 「 he's harmless...mostly. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ...if you say so. :\ 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 well, he's always good
for a laugh lmfaoooooo. 」

•● 「 oSHOOT. i forgot about
starting the mission. akfalkfas
sorry haneul!! let's start! 」

•● 「 miNBODAGOOOOO. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 dafuq u on. 」 ●•

╔══════════════★╗
M I S S I O N
submitted by
♂ // syasyasana
3 days ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ AN EXAMINATION CONSISTS OF 3 PARTS.
PART A - YOU MUST ANSWER 2/3 QUESTIONS.
PART B - YOU MUST ANSWER 6/8 QUESTIONS.
PART C - ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.
HOW MANY CHOICES OF QUESTIONS DO
YOU HAVE? ❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
09:59

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 what the fuck. 」 ●•

「 is this a FUCKING MATH
QUESTION?!?! 」 ●•

「 i haven't done this shit
since i graduated
highschool. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 LMFAOOOOO. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 how do you even answer
this?! WHY IS THIS EVEN A
MISSION?? 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 lolol some people just
need math help ꒦ ິ ꒳꒦ ີ 」

•● 「 or they're trying to trick
the AI into answering. 」

▅ ▅ ▅
ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
09:11
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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 nOPE. i don't even. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 you can't even? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 who CAN even? 」 ●•

「 it's literally impossible
to can. i can't. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 literally. 」

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ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
08:37
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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 somewhere within our joke,
i ended up with a tumor. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 literally? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 f I g u rA tively 」 ●•

⇣ ✉ ⇣
JHOPE123 HAS
FINISHED HIS MISSION.

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 yOU TRAITOR. 」 ●•

「 A.I TRAITOR. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 heheheh ~~~ what can
i say? i'm a smarticle
particle. 」

▅ ▅ ▅
ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
07:59
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╔══════════════★╗
M I S S I O N
submitted by
♀ // syasyasana
3 days ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ AN EXAMINATION CONSISTS OF 3 PARTS.
PART A - YOU MUST ANSWER 2/3 QUESTIONS.
PART B - YOU MUST ANSWER 6/8 QUESTIONS.
PART C - ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.
HOW MANY CHOICES OF QUESTIONS DO
YOU HAVE? ❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
07:20

┏❝━━━━━━┓

a lot.|

┗━━━━━━❞┛

❰ confirm ❱

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⇣ ✉ ⇣
K.HANEUL95 HAS
FINISHED HER MISSION.

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▅ ▅ ▅ PLEASE WAIT ▅ ▅ ▅

we are now sending both
answers to our community
for them to review !

depending on how busy
our servers are. the results
may take 2-5 minutes.

▅ ▅ ▅ PLEASE WAIT ▅ ▅ ▅

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i don't even think i
understood the question. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 you're so innocent, it's
making me tear up a bit. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 (¯ ¯ |||) i'm just a joke to
you, aren't i? 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 MAYBE. 」

•● 「 jkjkjk. you just remind
me of myself when i first
started this app.」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 whut 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 oh young one, you have
a lot to learn on how to
increase your humanity. 」

•● 「 bE LIKE HOSEOK. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 hoseok's talking about
himself in third person. 」 ●•

「 so i'm just gonna...not. 」 ●•

▅ ▅ ▅ RESULTS ▅ ▅ ▅

JHOPE123 entered:
⦗☆ ⌒ (>. <) i really have
zero clue! but i hope that
you do well in your courses!
study hard!! ฅ (• ㅅ • ❀) ฅ ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
42 ⇡ | 3 ⇣ | 5 NEUTRAL

▭ ▭  vs  ▭ ▭

k.haneul95 entered:
⦗a lot. ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
5 ⇡ | 31 ⇣ | 14 NEUTRAL

━━━━━━━

✧ WINNER ✧
JHOPE123

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▅ ▅ ▅ RESULTS ▅ ▅ ▅

⟳

┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
there has been a change
to your humanity !

⦗75.4%⦘→ ⦗72%⦘

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 NO ONE ON THIS APP
HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 LMAOOOO. i swear,
that's what jeongguk said
too. 」

•● 「 and then he just
decided to roll with it. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 oOF MY SELF-ESTEEM. 」 ●•

「 OH THE HUMANITY. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 it's okay. it's only your
second mission. you'll
get better at it! 」

•● 「 and it's less a measure
of your humanity then how
well you can pander to
others. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 will i never go past the
average SOBS. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 if it makes you feel
better, i definitely don't
think you're the A.I!!」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 (; ω;) bless u, precious child. 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 you'll get the hang of
it! and soon, you'll be
making your way to the
top of the ranks! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 okay okay ; ; 」 ●•

「 i'm just gonna bury my
pride alongside my
dignity. 」 ●•

「 ttyl, hoseok! 」 ●•

█ JHOPE123 ━━━
•● 「 bye bye haneullll!!
CHAT WITH ME SOON, OK!?! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 (¯ ▽ ¯) ノ 」 ●•

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┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
how was your chat with
JHOPE123 ?

❮ JUNG HOSEOK ❯
↳ ♂ // JHOPE123
PROFILE ● STATS
currently online!

HUMANITY
+ ❰ ━●━━━━━━━ ❱ -
⦗%⦘→ ⦗90%⦘

❰ confirm ❱

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┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
there has been a change
to your humanity !

⦗72%⦘→ ⦗73%⦘

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