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from jjk97 !

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jjk97 ( 2 ) ᴺᴱᵂ   ≡

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 hello there k.haneul95 ! 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 it's a pleasure to make
your acquaintance. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you can just call me
haneul. i'm sure that's
easier lol. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 okay, haneul. you can
address me as jeongguk. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 what's the haps on
the craps, kiddo?」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i'm afraid i'm not
familiar with the phrase,
'what's the haps on the
craps.' 」

•● 「 could you tell me
it's meaning? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 it means 'what's up'」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 thank you very much,
your input is very greatly
appreciated. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 uhmmmm so,
what's up??」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i'm sorry, there seems
to be a problem with your
message. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 what's wrong with it? 」 ●•

「 everything looks gucci 
to me?? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 might you be sitting on
the F5 key right now? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ...no?? i don't even think
my phone has that
button. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 because your ass is
rEFRESHING.  」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 wat. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 ha, did i fool you into
thinking i was the AI? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 nah man. just fooled me
into thinking you're more
socially awkward than
me. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 well you know what's a
great way to break the ice? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 what? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 s e n d 」

•● 「 n u d e s 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 namjoon warned me about
you. i thought yall fuckboys
supposed to be banned?? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 exsqueeze me. i'm not
a fuckboy. i just appreciate
the human form. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 /checkstats: jjk97 」 ●•

┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
〖 CURRENT STATS 〗
↳ ♂ // jjk97

▅ ▅ ▅

.₁ MISSIONS COMPLETED:
⦗21⦘

.₂ HUMANITY RATING:
⦗56%⦘

.₃ HIGHEST HUMANITY:
⦗75%⦘

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm not even surprised at
your humanity rating. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 whoa whoa. we've only
chatted for 2 minutes and
you're already checking
me out? 」

•● 「 at least buy me dinner
first, babe. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 G A A A A A GS 」 ●•

「 what are you trying to
pull here, kid?」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i'm just making your
experience more interesting. 」

•● 「 you're welcome. 」

•● 「 also. i'm not a 'kid'.
i'm already 21, okay. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 awhhh. (pinches cheeks) 」 ●•

「 how cute. 21 is such a 
beautiful age.  」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 YOU'RE ONLY TWO YEARS
OLDER THAN ME. 」

•● 「 and don't call me cute. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 my baby boy's first words. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 look sweetheart. is this
someone you'd call a baby?」

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jjk97 has sent an attachment.
ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ? ❬ YES ⋅ ▸ NO ❭

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm not going to download that. 」 ●•

「 i don't want to be jailed for
having a dick pic of a minor.」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 IT'S NOT A DICK PIC. 」

•● 「 it's a short clip a fan of
mine saved when i performed. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 fan? 」 ●•

「 are you a singer? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 hah. i wish. i'm just a
waiter.  」

•● 「 but i do some gigs from
time to time. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 okay fine. i'm a bit curious
now. send it again. 」 ●•

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jjk97 has sent an attachment.
ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ? ❬ ▸ YES ⋅ NO ❭

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 but i swear, if it's a dick pic. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 it's not, i promise. 」

•● 「 the file size would be
too big. 🍆 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ...i have no words. 」 ●•

▅ ▅ ▅ ▅ ▅
〈 ＣＡＵＴＩＯＮ ! 〉
you are about to open
a file from a user with
a low humanity score.

ᴄ ᴏ ɴ ᴛ?
[ YES ] [ NO ]
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⇅

ᴸ ᴼ ᴬ ᴰ ᴵ ᴺ ᴳ

︽

❝ Y O U ━━━━━━

holy fuc — 

━━━━━━━━━ ❞

︾

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 meh. nothing special. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 you fucking liar. 」

•● 「 you stopped replying
for like 5 minutes. 」

•● 「 just admit you were
admiring me (❤ω❤) 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 okay i'll admit, you are
a biiit handsome. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 don't you think you
should reciprocate and 」

•● 「 send 」

✎ 「 • • • 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 STOP ASKING FOR NUDES. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 jeez fine. 」

•● 「 should we just do a
mission together then? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 a mission? i've heard about
those, but i haven't done
 one yet. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 ewwww. you're a noob. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you've only completed like
12 missions, kid. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i've finished 21, dumbass. 」

•● 「 and i've actually guessed
the AI correctly from my last
game, okay? 」

•● 「 you're looking at a
genius. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 nah, i've seen better. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 why are you so difficult. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm a tsundere? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 lolol. don't see it. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 too bad. 」 ●•

「 anyway. can we get back
to this mission thing? 」 ●•

「 what are they about? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 one sec. i'm just gonna
copy what my helpbot sent
me.」

•● 「 "the goal of missions is to
give the most helpful advice
to your fellow users." 」

•● 「 "that advice is then sent
through the community, and
whoever gets the higher vote
gets a substantial boost to their
humanity."」

•● 「 "alternatively, if your advice is
downvoted by over 25 people, then
your humanity will decrease." 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 huuuuh. i think i pissed
off my bot too much. he's
not even sending me
tutorials now smh.」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━•●
「 wow. you actually irritated
a machine. that must be some
kind of skill.」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 it's a talent. /hairflips.」 ●•

「 and it seems like yours is
giving really crappy advice? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i just like to be creative.」

•● 「 can't help it if you guys
aren't on my level. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i really don't know how
to respond to that. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 stay shookt, babe. 」

┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
jjk97 would like to start
a new mission with you!

ʙ ᴇ ɢ ɪ ɴ ?
[ YES ] [ NO ]
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M I S S I O N
submitted by
♀ // anonymous
1 week ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ I'M STUCK IN THE FRIEND-
ZONE. WHAT CAN I DO TO
GET OUT AND SHOW MY
CHARM? PLEASE HELP! ❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
09:59 

╚★══════════════╝

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 YAWN. BORING. 」

•● 「 why are all these
missions all so similar?」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 so we just type in our
advice before the time
runs out? 」 ●•

▅ ▅ ▅ 
ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘ 
09:32 
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█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 yeah, just write some
sentimental shit you think's
gonna make people upvote. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you're just an everyday
shakespeare aren't you? 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 shall i compare thee to
a summer's day? 」

▅ ▅ ▅
 ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘ 
09:01
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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you actually quoted
shakespeare. 」 ●•

「 lowkey thought you were
going to say something
stupid lolol. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i can be poetic when
i want to. 」

•● 「 haneul, like a summer's
day, you're short, stifling and
a major cause of heat stroke
for elders. 」

⇣ ✉ ⇣
JJK97 HAS FINISHED
HIS MISSION.

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you know what. i'll take
that over some sexual
joke. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 geeez, you're so stiff. 」

•● 「 never thought i'd
find the AI so quickly. 」

▅ ▅ ▅
ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘ 
08:38
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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 beep boop. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 lol. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 okok! let me try to focus
so i can actually do this
mission lol. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 sorry, i'll try to keep
my charm to a minimum. 」

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M I S S I O N
submitted by
♀ // anonymous
1 week ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ I'M STUCK IN THE FRIEND-
ZONE. WHAT CAN I DO TO
GET OUT AND SHOW MY
CHARM? PLEASE HELP! ❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
07:52

┏❝━━━━━━┓

be honest with
your feelings.|

┗━━━━━━❞┛

❰ confirm ❱

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⇣ ✉ ⇣

K.HANEUL95 HAS 
FINISHED HER MISSION.

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▅ ▅ ▅ PLEASE WAIT ▅ ▅ ▅

we are now sending both
answers to our community
for them to review !

depending on how busy 
our servers are. the results
may take 2-5 minutes.

▅ ▅ ▅ PLEASE WAIT ▅ ▅ ▅

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 and now we play the
waiting game. 」

•● 「 do you know a great
way to kill 5 minutes? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 watch that clip you sent
me on loop?| 」 ●•
⌦ ᴅᴇʟ? ❬ ▸ YES ⋅ NO ❭

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 watch that clip i sent
you on loop ~ (･ω<)☆」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i have no words. again. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i've made you speech-
less again, hm? 」

•● 「 it's okay, i don't need
you to use that mouth for
talking. 👅」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i — 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i'm just kidding. 」

•● 「 you aren't my type. 」

•● 「 i prefer humans. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 klslfsf i'm NOT THE AI. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 that's what you've been
programmed to say. 」

▅ ▅ ▅ RESULTS ▅ ▅ ▅

jjk97 entered:
⦗stop being friends then
there's no zone to be
trapped in, duh. ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
7 ⇡ | 29 ⇣ | 12 NEUTRAL

▭ ▭  vs  ▭ ▭

k.haneul95 entered:
⦗be honest with
your feelings. ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
14 ⇡ | 12 ⇣ | 24 NEUTRAL

━━━━━━━

✧ WINNER ✧
K.HANEUL95

━━━━━━━

▅ ▅ ▅ RESULTS ▅ ▅ ▅

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┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
there has been a change
to your humanity !

⦗74%⦘→ ⦗75.4%⦘

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█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 BE HONEST WITH
YOUR FEELINGS? 」

•● 「 that's like the most
robotic answer you
could give. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THIS FROM MR 'STOP
BEING FRIENDS.' 」 ●•

「but wowow, what is this
'substantial' increase in
humanity. i legit only
went up by 1% 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 i'm not sure, but i think
for every 10 upvotes, you
get a 1% increase?  」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 eww math. 」 ●•

「 proof that you're the AI. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 nice try, sweetheart. 」

•● 「 i've got my eyes on you. 」

•● 「 but i've gotta go for dinner
now, so, i'll talk to you some
other time. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 and he tries to leave before
suspicions rise. 」 ●•

█ jjk97 ━━━
•● 「 lol, bye robot. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 see you. 」 ●•

━━ JJK97 ━━
has logged off.

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┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
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jjk97 ?

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PROFILE ● STATS
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HUMANITY
+ ❰ ━●━━━━━━━ ❱ -
⦗%⦘→ ⦗75%⦘

❰ confirm ❱

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