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watchmetaetae ( 1 ) ᴺᴱᵂ ≡

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 ARE YOU A ROBOT.
YES / NO. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 wait wait wait 」 ●•

「 waaaaaaait. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 so you're buffering, huh?
well ms kang. i've got it all
figured out now. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 is this kim taehyung? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 that's my name! don't
wear it out, sweetheart! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 is your birthday dec 30??」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 uuuuuuuuuum. that's
private information. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 tae, it's me, haneul. from
daegu?? ringing any bells? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
✎ 「 • • • 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 now i'm feeling slightly
offended. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
✎ 「 • • • 」

•● 「 wait. one sec. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i see how it is, tae. you move
to the big city of seoul, and
you forget the little people. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
✎ 「 • • • 」

•● 「 kang haneul? from back
home? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you don't remember me,
do you? ㅠㅠ 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 no!! i'm just - 」

•● 「 i haven't seen anyone who
i've met in real life before on
this application. 」

•● 「 also, it's been like 2 years.
+ do you know how common
your name is?? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 apparently, very common. 」 ●•

「 how do you forget your
own neighbour, bruh? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 sorry, haneullie. ㅜㅜ 」

•● 「 you just weren't very
memorable. 」

•● 「 ┐('～' )┌ 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 wowowowow. 5 years of
friendship. twas all a lie? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 indeed. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 byeeee. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 lololol. no nooo. come back,
haneullieeee. i was just kidding!!! 」

•● 「 WE NEED TO CATCH UP. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 well, you stopped texting
me out of the blue| 」 ●•
⌦ ᴅᴇʟ? ❬ ▸ YES ⋅ NO ❭

「 what have you been up
to?? ^^~~| 」 ●•
⌦ ᴅᴇʟ? ❬ ▸ YES ⋅ NO ❭

「 how u been, kiddo. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 been super busy with my...
drumrollssssss 」

•● 「 dissertation! (ﾉ≧◡≦)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 wait wait wait!!! 」 ●•

「 you're getting a phd?!! 」 ●•

「 way to make me feel
unaccomplished. ㅠㅠ 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 but you've graduated already
right? i'm jealous. I WANT OUT!! 」

•● 「 give me dat pAPER. ('△'＃) 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm really so jealous ; ; 」 ●•

「 what is your specialization?? 」 ●•

「 is it still psych? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 counselling & clinical psych! 」

•● 「 you're going to be calling
me doctor soon. 」

•● 「 calm your thirst okay? ;^) 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 well hello ~ doctor ~ 」 ●•

「 can i set up a private session?
🔞🔞🔞」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 of course ♡ 」

•● 「 tell me your deepest,
darkest secrets. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i've suppressed 2 years of
a certain type of longing, 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 i think it's time to examine
you closer. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 and that, ladies and gents,
is how a doctor loses his
license. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 pfffffftttt. what a law abiding
citizen, you are.」

✎ 「 • • • 」

•● 「 i missed chatting with you.」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 me too. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 i'm sorry i stopped texting... 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 well, long distance friend-
ships can be tough. i mean,
we had a good run of like 1.5
years until you got busy. 」 ●•

「 getting your phd is not
something that leaves
you with lots of free time,
huh? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 unfortunately, not. 」

•● 「 even this right now. it's
part of my thesis. 」

•● 「 what exactly constitutes
'humanity'. how can a robot
effectively portray the wide
spectrum of human emotions.」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 oof. 」 ●•

「 2 deep. 」 ●•

「 how long have you
been a part of this
'experiment'? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 mm around 11 months? i've
been a part of 11 different groups,
and this is my 12th one! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 have you guessed the AI
correctly for the past
eleven games? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 of course ~ i'm a psych major.
if i couldn't tell humans apart
from AI, that's pretty sad. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 c o c k y ~ 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 i don't have 99% humanity
for no reason, babygirl. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 99% humanity? 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 oh. i'm guessing, this is
your first time doing this? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm 365 so fresh. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 oooooh~~ well. i guess ~~
i'm gonna log off and you'll
understand what i mean ~~ 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 wOW much helpful.
so educating.
such insightful. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 i'm gonna go before you
bring up memes from the last
millenium. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 r u u u d e 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 trust me ~ the tutorial bot
will be much more helpful than
me. and you'll understand what
i mean, when you see it yourself. 」

•● 「 just remember to give me a
high rating ~ hohoho. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ok ok, just go because i'm
going to get even more
confused. 」 ●•

█ watchmetaetae ━━━
•● 「 bye, haneullie ♡♡ 」

•● 「 let's talk again, okay? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 of course. 」 ●•
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━━ WATCHMETAETAE ━━
has logged off.

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┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
(3) new messages
from namjoon !

ʟ ᴀ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ʜ ?
[ YES ] [ NO ]
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namjoon ( 3 ) ᴺᴱᵂ ≡

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 congratulations on
your finishing your first
conversation! 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 now, it's time to explain
what feedback and humanity
is! 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 (please don't make this
hard and let me do my
job.) 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ haneul █
「 waddup joonbot. 」 ●•

「 enlighten me u beautiful
thing. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 when you finish chatting
with someone, you will be
prompted to log your
feedback. 」

┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
how was your chat with
watchmetaetae ?

❮ KIM TAEHYUNG ❯
↳ ♂ // watchmetaetae
PROFILE ● STATS
last online: 5 minutes ago

HUMANITY
+ ❰ ━━━━●━━━━ ❱ -
⦗%⦘

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█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 the process is simple,
you just need to enter how
'human' the user seems based
on your interactions with him! 」

•● 「 this is just one way to change
your humanity. however, just by
chatting alone, your humanity
rating will not increase easily. 」

•● 「 but low ratings do impact
your score more. this is done to make
it more challenging to reach 100%」

•● 「 if you'd like to see the user's
current stats, just click on STATS 」

┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
〖 CURRENT STATS 〗
↳ ♂ // watchmetaetae

▅ ▅ ▅

.₁ MISSIONS COMPLETED:
⦗248⦘

.₂ HUMANITY RATING:
⦗99%⦘

.₃ HIGHEST HUMANITY:
⦗100%⦘

▅ ▅ ▅

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━━━ haneul █
「 i mean, looking at the
current stats alone, wouldn't
it make it obvious who the AI
is?? 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 not necessarily. the rating of
AIs can be manually altered to
prevent suspicion. 」

•● 「 for all you know, this user
may be our AI as well! 」

━━━ haneul █
「 welp. he is a bit too perfect. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 please remember to be
honest when you are giving
your feedback. the RE:LABS
team relies on this information
in order to better our AI! 」

━━━ haneul █
「 okay, i think i get it. 」 ●•

┏━ ❰ ✓ ❱ FEEDBACK ━━┓
how was your chat with
watchmetaetae ?

❮ KIM TAEHYUNG ❯
↳ ♂ // watchmetaetae
PROFILE ● STATS
last online: 7 minutes ago

HUMANITY
+ ❰ ●━━━━━━━━ ❱ -
⦗%⦘→ ⦗100%⦘

❰ confirm ❱

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█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 fantastic! 」

•● 「 i should also let you
know that this obviously
means that you also have
a humanity rating. 」

•● 「 all new users start at
at 75% 」

•● 「 but your current rating
has been increased to 75.5%
due to the feedback given by
watchmetaetae.」

━━━ haneul █
「 whaaaaa, that's barely
an increase. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 i will repeat again, this
feedback alone is not going
to drastically change your
score. 」

•● 「 in order to see a significant
increase. you will need to finish
and win 'missions.' 」

━━━ haneul █
「 which you'll explain later? 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 yes. 」

•● 「 anyway, the goal is to
identify who the AI is. but,
increasing your humanity is
just a bonus. just to see
if you're a decent human
being. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 be prepared for my
0% rating. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 actually, if you drop below
50% you will be automatically
banned from our application. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 what?!? why?!? 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 RE:LABS wants to make
sure that the AI only learns from
decent humans. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 if you want the AI to seem
human, you can't make it
perfect. flaws are part of
humans as well. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 RE:LABS is aware of this,
but it's just a way of quality
control. 」

•● 「 or else our community
will end up with fuckboys
who ask for nudes 99% of
the time. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 i guess that makes sense. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 any more questions? 」

━━━ haneul █
「 just one. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 go ahead. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 send nudes. 」 ●•

█ namjoon ━━━
•● 「 first. that wasn't a
question. 」

•● 「 and second. 」

┏━ ❰ ! ❱ ALERT ━━┓
there has been a change
to your humanity !

⦗75.5%⦘→ ⦗74%⦘

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━━━ haneul █
「 i hate you. 」 ●•

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