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█ jeongguk ━━━
•● 「 haneul, why are you
still here? 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

•● 「 why didn't you delete
this app? 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ haneul █
「 relax, jeongguk. 」 ●•

「 everything's okay. 」 ●•

「 namjoon, the app, it's
all legitimate. 」 ●•

█ jeongguk ━━━
•● 「 ...are you sure? 」

•● 「 i mean that just sounds
a bit...too convenient? 」

━━━ haneul █
「 well, if you search for
'namjoon,' he really is
like some special bot that
was only released to
some lucky folks. 」 ●•

█ jeongguk ━━━
•● 「 i don't know it still seems
sketchy, haneul. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 my friend told me she was
the one that downloaded 
re:life onto my phone, so it's
all gucci good! i don't have 
some fake virus-y version. 」 ●•

「 i'm just relieved. ugh i hate
backing up my stuff. 」 ●•

「 such a frickin' painn. 」 ●•

█ jeongguk ━━━
•● 「...so basically you're just
being lazy? 」

•● 「 smh. 」

•● 「 what about those glitched
messages though? 」

━━━ haneul █
「 well, a consequence of
having namjoon as a bot
is that the app gets really
glitchy according to other
users so. 」 ●•

「 i might end up getting a 
new phone if mine
explodes ;;」 ●•

█ jeongguk ━━━
•● 「 you know, this is the
part in a horror story, where
the audience goes: 」

•● 「 'this mothafuckin
dumbass gon die.' 」

━━━ haneul █
「 mEh. AI's can't die
so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 」 ●•

█ jeongguk ━━━
•● 「 pfffft — so you admit
to being the AI now?」

•● 「 i don't know anymore.
i doubt AIs are supposed to
be this damn lazy. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 oho. now you think
i'm a human? 」 ●•

「 i'm touched. right in
my kokoro.」 ●•

█ jeongguk ━━━
•● 「 i'm going to leave before
you before you start bastardizing
the japanese language. 」

•● 「 talk to you later, haneul. 」

━━━ haneul █
「 sayonara tomodachi. 」 ●•

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AGUSTD ( 1 ) ᴺᴱᵂ ≡

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 haneul, you're online. 」
ᵁᴺᴿᴱᴬᴰ

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i feel like i should be saying
that to you. you're rarely on
this 'early'.」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 fridays and saturdays are
my days off. so it's the best time
to check my messages and catch
up with everything. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 it's too bad you couldn't be
there for the big group chat
a few days back. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 yeah, i got a strike for 
leaving before doing the
mission. ;; 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 you get a strike for missing
those?? 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 mm, apparently. i had no
idea either. but i guess, the
developers want to make sure
that every player is active. 」

•● 「 i mean, imagine if all the
users suddenly disappeared 
and only the A.I is left. it would
be pretty obvious then, right? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i guess, but that's still harsh.
i mean. your schedule... 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 it's okay, i've played this 
long enough. i think it's a sign
for me to start focusing on my
life, haha. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 /checkstats: AGUSTD 」 ●•

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 how many games have you
played? 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 around...3? 」

•● 「 i could only guess
the AI on my previous 
game though. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 honestly, everyone i've
spoken to seems human
to me... 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 it's tough. 」

•● 「 but speaking of that,
what did the group learn
in the big chat? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ummm 」 ●•

「 actually, we all discovered
something really interesting. 」 ●•

「 jeongguk and hoseok are
friends in real life. 」 ●•

「 and taehyung and i, we also
used to be neighbours. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 really? 」

•● 「 what are the odds... 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 honestly ;;; 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 so i'm guessing you're
all suspicious of me and 
jimin? 」

•● 「 in that case... 」

━━ JIMINNIECRICKET ━━
was added to the chat.

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 jimin-ah. we have to
clear our names. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ayo hyung! （＾³＾）～♪  」

•● 「 what're you talking about? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 hey hey jimin! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 haneul!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄  」

•● 「 you're here too!! h-hello! 」

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 the rest of the group thinks
that one of us is the AI right?」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 b-because i wouldn't send
them nudes ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚ 」

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 ... 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 that's not why!! 」 ●•

「 i think, instead of proving
that you're human. just
prove that someone else
is the A.I instead.」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 you want us to push 
the suspicion onto someone
else? (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू) 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 well...i'm just trying to give
you some ideas lol. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 honestly, no one is free
from suspicion. 」

•● 「 can jeongguk take a
proof shot of him and
hoseok physically together?」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 why do they need a proof
shot? 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 to show that they aren't
lying about being friends. 」

•● 「 who knows if they have
some pact made. 」

•● 「 we should get them to
send a recent picture of them
together. maybe just make them
take it on the spot. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 that sounds like a good
idea, hyung! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 will that really work? 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 i don't see why not.  」

•● 「 if we think about it 
simply — the A.I is not a 
real human. therefore, it
does not have a physical
body.  」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 a proof-shot of the both
of them together, huh... 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 it shouldn't be a problem
for them right?? i already have
at least 10 selfies of jeongguk
that he's sent to me ;;;;;; 」

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 ;;;;;;; same here. 」

•● 「 oh, but naturally, haneul,
that means we need a proof
picture of you and taehyung
together as well. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 actually, taehyung and i
haven't se| 」 ●•
⌦ ᴅᴇʟ? ❬ ▸ YES ⋅ NO ❭

「 uhm...sure, i can try to
make that happen. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 you don't sound so
certain. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ah, no, i'll just drop by
and visit him. it's not
a problem.  」 ●•

「 i think...| 」 ●•
⌦ ᴅᴇʟ? ❬ ▸ YES ⋅ NO ❭

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 once we get the proof, then
we'll be one step closer to
figuring everything out!!  」

•● 「 oh... but that means
the suspicion will be back on
us right? ˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣  」

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 relax, don't worry. we
still have a lot of time to figure
it out. 」

•● 「 okay, chim? 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 awhh chim! that's such a 
cute nickname! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚u-u-uhm
if you want to call me that,
you can as well!!  」

•● 「 b-but if it's okay with you,
can i call you by a nickname
too? |ω；｀) m-maybe?」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 of course. you and yoongi can
call me 'haneullie' like tae does.
or um...i guess, i don't have that
many nicknames. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 why don't we do a mission,
and the winner gets to choose 
really cheesy nicknames for
everyone?」

•● 「 i think we all had enough
theorizing for today, right?」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 yeah, for real. ahaha~ 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 okay!! let's do one! 」

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M I S S I O N
submitted by
♂ // anonymous
1 hour ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ WHAT'S THE BEST FOREIGN
'DATE MOVIE' TO BRING 
MY GIRLFRIEND TO? ❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
09:59

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█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 i don't think i'm going
to do very well on this one.」

•● 「 i rarely watch movies, let
alone films outside of korea...」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 oh! i think i have an idea... 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 uuuuuummmmm 」 ●•

▅ ▅ ▅ 
ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
09:31 
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⇣ ✉ ⇣
JIMINNIECRICKET HAS 
FINISHED HIS MISSION.

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 so fast! 」 ●•

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 .+:｡(〃ω〃)ﾟ.+:｡ 」

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 i'm just going to put a
bunch of 'pretty' english 
words together and hope  
it's a real show.」

⇣ ✉ ⇣
AGUSTD HAS FINISHED
HIS MISSION.

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M I S S I O N
submitted by
♂ // anonymous
1 hour ago
━━━ ✉ ━━━

❝ WHAT'S THE BEST FOREIGN
'DATE MOVIE' TO BRING
MY GIRLFRIEND TO? ❞

ᴛ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ
⧙ ⧖ ⧘
08:52

┏❝━━━━━━┓

pride and 
prejudice?|

┗━━━━━━❞┛

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FINISHED HER MISSION.

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━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i don't even know if
what i entered can count
as a date movie... 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 well, what kind of movies
do you usually watch on dates?」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 s-so bold!! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 ...a horror movie? or an
action flick? 」 ●•

「 i mean, when you have
surround sound, you need
EXPLOSIONS. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 a woman after my own
heart, i see. 」

█ jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 （Ω Д Ω） 」

▅ ▅ ▅ RESULTS ▅ ▅ ▅

jiminniecricket entered:
⦗the notebook! it's so
emotional. i cried for days!
(இдஇ; )⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
41 ⇡ | 2 ⇣ | 7 NEUTRAL

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AGUSTD entered:
⦗lovely summer rainbow? ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
3 ⇡ | 22 ⇣ | 25 NEUTRAL

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k.haneul95 entered:
⦗pride and prejudice? ⦘

ʀ ᴇ ᴠ ɪ ᴇ ᴡ
29 ⇡ | 10 ⇣ | 11 NEUTRAL

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✧ WINNER ✧
JIMINNIECRICKET

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▅ ▅ ▅ RESULTS ▅ ▅ ▅

jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 !!! i won??? 」

•● 「 i-i'm at 91%!!! 」

•● 「 i'm so close to 100%!! 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i'm surprised you aren't at
100% already. 」 ●•

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 same. 」

•● 「 but more importantly
jimin. you get to choose bad
nicknames for us. 」

jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 ah, well, for hyung...umm...
how about 'suga'? it's the
reverse of the first four letters
of your username!! ≧◠◡◠≦ 」

█ AGUSTD ━━━
•● 「 hmm. is that so? 」

•● 「 alright then. suga it is. 」

jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 a-and for haneul...um um
m-maybe just 'hani'?? 
butifyouhateitwecanjuststick
toyouroriginalname.imean
haneul'salreadyaprettyname. 」

━━━ k.haneul95 █
「 i like it! it's cute,
chimchim! 」 ●•

jiminniecricket ━━━
•● 「 c-c-c-c-chimchim?
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄  o-o-okay!!」

→ jiminniecricket has changed his display name to chimchim.
→ AGUSTD has changed his display name to suga.
→ k.haneul95 has changed her display name to hani.

█ suga ━━━
•● 「 you didn't have to change
your name since you won,
jimin. 」

chimchim ━━━
•● 「 it's okay!! i-i liked it!
 (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)」

━━━ hani █
「 ahah~ good! 」 ●•

「 but anyway. as much as i
wish i could stay on longer,
i need to catch some zzz's! 」 ●•

█ suga ━━━
•● 「 sweet dreams, haneul. 」

█ chimchim ━━━
•● 「 sleep tight, hani!
（✿＾－＾)」

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