"my hair isn't growing and it's falling out rapidly" -peggy

"that's a definite no go" -laurens

"how would you kiss three way? like, one would be left out or you'd be left with an awkward make out session" - lafayette

"i would've probably sunk into the ground and never come up again" -peggy

"no don't hug me" - angelica

"i took a 20 minute shower and it's the shortest shower i have ever taken" -jefferson

"your brain is happy mines like aha bitch better fucking die right here right now" -hamilton

"what is going to kill me" -burr

"same my guy" -hercules

"i wasn't ready for that burst of attractiveness" -hamilton

"is it too late to abort you?" -madison