my sister came home from school really excited to show me this, so i'm showing all y'all. i shall translate it out of 8-year-old spelling, since she walked me through it.

hamilton hates: jefferson / james madison

laurens i like you a lot (precious john laurens)

burr and angelica (burr being a frick)

and peggy, burr, burr and lafayette. she said she was gonna add "you are the worst burr" but felt bad

the schuyler sisters (angelica, eliza, peggy)

squad: mulligan, lafayette, hamilton, laurens. please note that hamILTON IS TINY OH MY GOD MY SISTER KNOWS THE CANON-