(Watch the video above it is the definition of perfection)

Roman: Sleep is like a free trial of death
Virgil: I would like premium please
Patton:*bursting in from another room* NOOO
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Virgil: I wanna stab everyone here
Roman: I can tell
Logan: It is pretty obvious
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Remy: the only thing faker than Kim K are those sympathy tears.
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Remy: If looks could kill, half the people in this class would be dead.
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Virgil: I'm not ready to human today
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Deceit: I'm 5 seconds away from slapping someone
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Virgil: *Screaming at top of lungs randomly*
Patton: Don't worry, puberty just caught up with him
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Roman: You won't cut me out of your life
Virgil: snip snip motherfucker
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Virgil: can you pull my hair, not in the kinky way but in the "I just want to know if I'm still alive because all of this could be a dream where I wake up at any moment and start life again"
Logan: you good?
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Deceit:watchu doin'?
Virgil:Just thinkin
Deceit:That's dangerous
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Teacher [doing roll call]: Virgil
Virgil: Dying noise (because social)
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Roman: If you had to would you live in the shower?
Patton: How would you live?
Patton: How would you eat?
Patton: All of your sandwiches would be soggy
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Roman: The song 'Your welcome' is better then 'Blue' and anyone who disagrees can fight me
Logan: I don't care about your stupid musicals
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Patton: Are you interested in buying my pet potato?
Logan: Why would I want your potato?
Patton *on verge of tears*: Why wouldn't you want my pet potato?
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Sorry that most of these are Virgil, I'm just most like him.