So... SCPs...

If you're wondering what the heck what SCP means or what it is, it may not be a good idea to look into them. Unless of course... you can stomach some of their horror...

What? You're still curious? About SCPs of all things? *chuckles* Well, don't say I didn't warn you...

What's that I hear you say? This isn't like whitewolf to speak this way? *chuckles* How perceptive of you. Let's just say she isn't here at the moment, but don't worry... good old Sonic.EXE is here to fill in...😈 *chuckles darkly*

Dragontamer: EXE!
Sonic.EXE: Ahh! Oh DT! *chuckles nervously* H-hey. How's it going? 😅
Dragontamer: *sigh* What are you doing?
Sonic.EXE: What am I doing? That's a good question. Uuuhhhh... I'm.... I want to show your followers some more of ya lovely drawings! Yeah, that's it!😆
Dragontamer: *sigh*... EXE...
Sonic.EXE: 😕... Ok, ok! That's not entirely the truth! B-but what you're planning to do today isn't actually safe!
Dragontamer: All I'm doing is showing my followers a few drawings of things from the latest fandom I have gotten into. No biggie.
Sonic.EXE:  😲 NO BIGGIE!? You call the SCPs "no biggie"? Gurl, them SCPs are bad news, you hear meh?
Dragontamer:  😡EXE, I appreciate your concern, I guess, but I'm just showing off like three or four pictures of some of the SCPs I drew and explain them a little. If I needed help explaining them I could have gotten Joshua.
Sonic.EXE: Joshua couldn't handle seeing Slendy in person for ten seconds before he fainted, and you know how he freaked when he heard Jane heading towards the kitchen where him, Rae, and Jeff were. I'm still surprised Toby was able to get his plate 'o waffles out of the way before Joshua knocked the table over completely. I'm pretty sure he couldn't handle even looking at your drawings before eventually losing it. Besides, you know what they say. The only people who dare go into SCP territory is the Creepypastas themselves. And I'm a Creepypasta.
Dragontamer: If that was the case, I'd probably get Red to help me with this.
Sonic.EXE: Which one?
Dragontamer: What do you mean "which one"?
Sonic.EXE: There's the Pokémon Creepypasta "Glitchy" Red, and the Godzilla NES Creepypasta Red. Take your pick.
Dragontamer: You know I mean "Glitchy" Red. Why even bring up the other Red? He's a nuisance to ya'll, remember?
Sonic.EXE: Oh sure, I know, but it ain't my fault you jumped at the opportunity to add this Godzilla NES Creepypasta fan-fic one of your Wattpad friends recently made to your library.
Dragontamer: 😲How'd you-
Sonic.EXE: There's only one short page but dang that some crazy story arc Hans got going here. I mean, choked by his own spine? That some crazy sadistic chez he has Red doing there! I should know I live in a mansion full of psychos. Hahaha!
Dragontamer: Give me that you little rodent!
Sonic.EXE: Ha ha! You're too slo- Ah! (Falls)
Dragontamer: Haha! That ought to teach you to look through my stuff. Now why would you look through my tablet anyway?
Sonic.EXE: Um, I'm thought to be a psychopathic digital entity that makes people lose their minds while I laugh in their faces. Hello? Of course I looked through your tablet Drakey.
Dragontamer: If I remember correctly, the whole reason you tried to murder Jeff and Slendy was so you can prove to everyone in Reality that you're not what you just said you were.
Sonic.EXE: 😓H-hey, Sally.EXE convinced me to do that stuff. You know that better then anyone. Look, we're taking up their time by rambling about stuff they don't even know about. They're all going go be asking questions Drakey, trust me. Just let me help talk about dem SCPs and get this over with, eh?
Dragontamer: *sigh* Ok, ok, you can stick around. But let me do most of the talking. You've had your fair share.
Sonic.EXE: Okely dokely! 👍😆

Dragontamer: *sigh* Sorry about him gang. If Sonic.EXE's not spouting memes all over the place, he's getting himself into trouble. But the SCPs are not to be taken lightly, believe me.
Sonic.EXE: True dat! They's no joke! Some say they're worse then us 'pastas!
Dragontamer: Not all of them. Some of them are actually nice or at least neutral. Some are just objects with strange properties. They're still not something you should be messing with though. That's why there's the SCP Foundation.
Sonic.EXE: SCP- Secure, Contain, and Protect. That's their job. To "secure" and "contain" any and all anomalies that defy natural law.
Dragontamer: Not to mention "protect" those anomalies from the outside world.
Sonic.EXE: Um, actually it's the other way around DT. They protect the outside world from those anomalies.
Dragontamer: I'm pretty sure some of those SCPs deserve some protection. I mean, Scp-053 is literally a little girl that indirectly causes people anywhere around her to go crazy and attempt to murder her.
Sonic.EXE: Yeah well, try telling Scp-682 he needs protection from people. He needs protection from himself if you ask me.
Dragontamer: Speaking of the "hard to destroy reptile"...

Scp-682
The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

Sonic.EXE: So affectionately called because of his "better-then-Doomsday's" regeneration powers, extremely high durability, and over-all jacka** attitude. No seriously he's an a**hole. He hates Scp-999 all the way to H*ll, and Scp-999 is a literary blob of happiness. It actually drove 682 to insanity, which is sayin' somethin' when your a reptile that has the highest escape record of any Scp, is one of the few Scps that apparently wasn't created by the God of Scps, and seriously enjoys puttin' himself in mortal danger. He's also been able to survive the horrors of the other highly dangerous Scps, like Scp-173 "the sculpture" and Scp-096 "shy guy". Scp-173 snapped 682's neck and 682 still wreaked 173's hide, and he survived seein' mister shy guy's face.
Dragontamer: And just in case you don't already know, 173 is kinda like the Weeping Angels, except much worse. He has a horrible face that you have to make direct eye contact with if you don't want to die. And 096 literally looks like the Rake if he stood on two boney legs instead of all four. And Rake was horrifying enough as it is.
Sonic.EXE: The hard to destroy reptile was apparently also capable of taking down a Scp that could not only supposedly destroy a planet's surface, but travel about, oh, a million times faster then the speed of light. And if that ain't over powered enough, 682 is capable of eating any matter to enlarge himself to enormous sizes. No one knows if there's a limit to this, but the biggest he's apparently gotten as of yet was about the size of Jupiter. Not to mention he can literally regenerate from 0.03ml of blood! Who writes this stuff anyway!?
Dragontamer: Scp-682 isn't all powerful by all means. Despite he's escape attempts, he usually ends up getting right back in his containment cell. And he isn't cruel to everyone. Apparently he is friends with the Old AI Scp, which is basically a computer with a, well, AI in it. And remember Scp-053 we mentioned earlier? The little girl that unintentionally makes people try to kill her? Well, story goes that during one of 682's escapes, he broke into 053's cell and... let her consider him her pet. There's a lot of fan art for those two trust me. That might actually explain some of those childish drawings of him...
Sonic.EXE: Oh, and the crazy croc is scared silly of rabbits. No joke, when he "fought" with a rabbit Scp, he was too scared to attack it. Even after adapting to it and paralyzing it with his face- I mean his eyes- he still was too scared to attack it. Hey, that gives me an idea for a prank! I ask him if he wants some cream and cheese, then I-
Dragontamer: NEXT SCP!

Scp-049
The plague doctor

Sonic.EXE: 😬"Plague doctor" my foot! He only looks like a medieval plague doctor. Seriously, he don't even know what the Black Death is! He said so in an interview they had with him! Hang on. (Finds a random laptop and starts randomly hitting keys, somehow taking him to the SCP website) Roll clip!

Dr. Hamm: Is this "Pestilence" you speak of the bubonic plague?
Scp-049: (pauses) I don't know what that is.

Sonic.EXE: See? Theoretically the only disease he knows is this "Pestilence" he so desperately wants to cure. And he plans on doing that how? Nothing much. Just take the "infected" humans and perform surgery on them so he can further his research into this pestilence thing. Not only that, but he can actually reanimate those bodies to be his servents. He's also willing to perform surgery on human-like animals like orangutans. This one's evil I tell ya!
Dragontamer: Actually, it's debatable that he's actually one of the nicer ones. He may not be human, and criticizes other docters for being "men of emotion" and not men of science like him, he is just desperate to cure this pestilence he speaks of. When the SCP Foundation first encountered him and his reanimated servants, he stayed out of the gun fight that ensued, taking notes reportedly, then just willingly let the Foundation to contain him. He willingly cooperates with the foundation as they interview him and video tape him and his experiments, which would probably drive most people crazy if you ask me. Being watched all the time.
Sonic.EXE: Yeah well, he isn't innocent by no means. That Dr. Hamm guy that interviewed 049? Yeah, totally got "cured" by the thing.
Dragontamer: But 049 suggested he was remorseful about the deed when interviewed about it by another person. And they even brought it up during the interview after that. And that wasn't too long ago supposedly. Like, 2017 not long ago!
Sonic.EXE: Yeah well, he still is unpredictable. They claim he can cause someone's body functions to shut down just by touching them.
Dragontamer: That is inconclusive information.
Sonic.EXE: What about the fact he has unpredictable bursts of anger?
Dragontamer: That's only if and when he is provoked and angered, just like a normal human guy would during a police questioning. He's dedicated to finding a cure to this unknown pestilence, and he says he's actually close to a cure. He just needs more studies.
Sonic.EXE: Well... Still. He is unpredictable. I actually don't have anything against him really. I'm just saying; he's unpredictable.
Dragontamer: Speaking of unpredictable...

Scp-860-2
The Guardian
The Forest Beast

Dragontamer: This one, I think, is my personal favorite. It's passive, it's so cool, and it's not very well known.
Sonic.EXE: I think the only thing that makes this critter "popular" is that Markiplar was hilariously killed by this thing in a SCP game. Hang on, I might be able to find the animated video someone made of it.

Sonic.EXE: This thing is kinda like a mix between Trico from the Last Guardian game and Groot from the Guardians of the Galaxy. Which is ironic since this thing has the unofficial nickname of The Guardian. The thing is like a walking feline tree.
Dragontamer: It lives in an area that is accessed through any door unlocked by Scp-860-1, which is a mysterious blue key. The Forest Beast watches from afar as anyone who enters this mysterious domain and walks through the misty forest to the other side, which leads to a door that opens to the original destination the otherwise normal door you opened with Scp-860-1 led to. The creature stalks you as you walk through the area, and they say that if you stand still long enough, the Guardian will approach you and just observe you. If you move during this, it'll run off.
Sonic.EXE: However, if you stay in this domain too long, it is said this Forest Beast will give chase and kill you.
Dragontamer: I think we can agree though that this thing is too docile to hurt you first time it sees you. I consider it an Incarnation of Life like Xerneas and Mitera.
Sonic.EXE: Erm... heck with it. It's cool in my book. 👍

Dragontamer: So those are the three SCPs I've drawn recently. They're also my top three favorites so far. And hey, you did a good job "helping" me EXE.
Sonic.EXE: Yeah.😎
Dragontamer: Hope you guys like the pictures I drew. I do warn you about the SCPs: they make the Creepypastas seem more innocent then you think. It scars you even. *shakes head* Anyway, hope you enjoyed! Cheers!🐉
Sonic.EXE: See ya on the flip side fellow mavericks!😉