*kicks down door*

oH WELL IMAGINE

*snatches mic from Brendon Urie*

AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

AND I CAN'T BUT HELP BUT TO HEAR

NO I CAN'T BUT HELP TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO WAITER

OH YES BUT WHAT A SHAME

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS A WHORE

*drops mic and runs out the room*

*Brendon picks up mic*

i chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of clOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR