I don't have to be concerned about my best friend
His non actions allow me to ignore his oblivious trend
He's definitely not someone who could offend

Nobody doesn't run a red traffic light
His high beams don't blind me at night
I don't have to worry about him wanting to fight

Nobody never asks me for money
He doesn't pretend to be funny
His manners are more like that of a tunny

I don't know about you, but my buddy, Nobody, is fine
It's as if nature had created a perfect design
Nobody has a perfectly absent spine

I hope that Nobody never leaves me
It would be as sad a day as it could be
Nobody is my reason for a safe guarantee

I think you would agree even though 'Nobody' is not an existential possibility.

I realize this idea violates causality.
Nobody is related to Nothing
Which is the antithesis of Anything
Can Nobody be the antithesis of Somebody?
Who is this guy Descartes anyway?