Happy

When the big ball drops on my head
My finances look like they'll be in the red
It makes me feel that I've been functionally misled
With all the false information I've been fed
Maybe I should not have followed that thread
That said that JFK jr would come back from the dead
It's because I was on the Julian colander instead
So after all of the false nonsense has been spread
I think that I'll just go back to bed
I'm just kidding about this thread
Hopefully everything will be led
To a wonderful conclusion ahead
Of happiness and good fortune widespread

Happy New Year drawing!