Vulcan

Oh Spock, your mate is here

In all her official uniform gear

Her pointy ears are premier

But her motives are unclear

She appears to have a life that's austere

But her true essence is not sincere

Would she make a mate or a souvenir

Or maybe she would be a mutineer

Her actions are not very clear

In this universe that's the final frontier

A fanciful Star Trek sketch!