Triumph

You are insulting

To all that you see

With your cigar

In your mouth

That often falls out

You became so famous

With your insults

To everyone

Especially the

Pets.com dog

Who you humped

In a bathroom

For revenge

You started your career

With Conan O'Brien

And insulted

So many

They are

Uncountable

In your reign

On the stage

Of comedy

This is my version of him!