Alien

Look at me

I'm on top of my world

I am the male horned god

In a duotheistic pagan system

And mediator of the universe

My consort is the Moon goddess

My life cycle involves theriocephaly

But my head is not of a familiar animal

I am the personification of the life force energy

And I carry the souls of the dead to the underworld

I am the horned lord of death and resurrection

Or I'm just an alien comedian

Alien Comedian!