Said no one ever

But um

idk

I saw this on tumblr and had to try :>

(Swear warning tho)

(Apologies to Minty_The_Cat, I kinda had trouble with Blitz's ears and sterf)

Blitz: OOOOOOOH HAAAAAALF, guesswhoruinedyourentirelife??? ;>

Half: (thinking) FUCK YOU
Half: (thinking) FIGHT ME
Half: FUCK ME

*silence*

Half: W-wait, that wasn't... I, uh... 0~0

Blitz: *wINK*