So, when I got Undertale, and started it, I had only watched the first few seconds of the Game Grumps' playthrough of it, sooo... When I loaded the game and got through everything, and met Flowey... This is what happened.

So this will just be the conversation between the two of us, because ya' know. I'm a horrid writer. Flowey will be and F:, and I will be a K:... Just role with it.

F: Howdy! I'm Flowey, Flowey the flower!

K: No shit, I can see you clearly. You're clearly a flower...

F: (I dun remember what else he says, but let's just skip to the best part) Love is spread here by little white friendliness pellets.

K: Friendliness pellets? You mean sperm?

F: Go on, collect as many as you can!

K: *Dodges them all.* I DUN WANNA GET PREGNANT! AHHHHHH!

F: I said, run into the bull-pellets!

K: *Continues to dodge.* I'M GONNA TELL MY FATHER THAT THIS VIRTUAL FLOWER IS TRYING TO GET ME PREGNANT WITH HIS LITTLE WHITE FRIENDLINESS PELLETS!

*The fight ends, Toriel comes and save me. Imma just gonna skip to the part after we meet sans and pap for the first time. Like after you hid behind the conveniently shaped lamp. This is just a bonus, btw.*

K: *Walks out from behind the lamp and in front of sans.* I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING HIT WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDLINESS PELLETS! CAUSE BOY HOWDY! YOU ARE ONE HANDSOME HUNK OF BONES! GEEER!

Sorry. Sorry. I just remembered about this and started laughing my ass off in the middle of study hall. Sooooo ye... Everyone was looking at me like I was insane... Great times.

Anyways! Love you guys! ~Taba ^~^