How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?

Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?

Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon

An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in

He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen!

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMANNNN!!!!

L A F A Y E T T E~!

he is my favorite ngl <3