Btw Teacake I made up ur username for the dating site thing.

3rd person's POV

"Are you sure Warrior will be okay with this?"

"Eh, she'll be fine. She needs a partner anyway. She'll thank us later."

Cakes and Teacake were busy on the computer, setting Warrior up on a dating site. 

Why?

Good question.

Teacake was bored, and Cakes wanted to pull a prank, convincing the tea-loving girl to join in under a 'worthy cause' quite easily.

Teacake looked over Cakes' shoulder. "So wait, how is this going to work?"

Cakes smirked. "This particular app will notify a compatible partner of a date and time for a date. Here. In the Reader Mansion. Warrior will have no choice but to do it! Or break the poor guy/girl's heart!"

Teacake looked at Cakes in confusion. "That sounds a bit like a-"

"NEVER MIND THAT!!!" Cakes said loudly, cutting Teacake off. "IT'S DONE!"

Cakes pressed the enter button.

Not even a second after that, Teacake's phone buzzed.

The two girls turned suddenly to look at the phone.

Teacake read the notification hesitantly.

WarriorCakes has asked you out to a date! Swipe for more information

The room was struck by a heavy silence, neither of the girls quite believing the crazy coincidence that had occurred. 

Teacake lifted her head and stared at Cakes desperately. "What do I do???"

Cakes smirked.

"Get ready for your date~"

x - x - x - x - x

Warrior ran into her room and threw herself onto her bed, whipping out her phone and scrolling through the notifs.

"Let's see here..." She muttered, "News update, News update, Duolingo bird...screw him..., News update.....is there anything remotely interesting?!?"

Her finger flicked through the notifs swiftly, her annoyance growing.

"Huh?"

A reminder had zoomed past among the thousands of random News updates and junk.

"I don't remember anything being scheduled for today..." She mused, "then again, that IS what a reminder is FOR..."

"Let's see..."

She clicked on it.

Her eyes scanned the information, widening in confusion.

Reminder: Your date with TGirl17 is in 15 minutes!

15 WHAT?

WAIT

A DATE?!?!?

A loud voice yelled out, the sound carrying through the house and seeming to rattle the doors in their frames.

"CAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEESSSSS!!!!!!"

x - x - x - x - x

15 minutes later, Warrior found herself sitting at a tearoom table, in front of a flustered Teacake, with Cakes as a waitress.

"Cakes I swear I'm going to kill you." Warrior muttered.

"So uh.....would you....like some tea?" Teacake offered, looking for a way to patch up the awkward silence between them.

Warrior nodded, and let Teacake pour her a small, steamy cup of tea, placing a cute little cookie on the petite plate to dip in.

"Thanks."

"No problem!"

Warrior dipped the cookie into the tea, cringing inwardly at how awkward this was, and struggling to find a topic of conversation.

"So uh, how did, how did THIS happen?" Warrior said, gesturing at the room and the tea set vaguely.

"Oh! Well, we just asked An0n to clear out everyone from the tearoom for a bit, and I made the-" Teacake started.

"Not what I meant. I mean, how do I even HAVE a dating site account? I don't use those! And i thought you only made your's on a prank!" Warrior interrupted, clarifying her earlier question.

Teacake reddened, and fiddled with her fingers nervously, looking off to the side as if she was studying the lacy pattern of the tablecloth. "Well...Cakes thought you were, eum, a lonely single pringle-"

Warrior sighed and dropped her head into her hands. "Of COURSE it was Cakes."

"-and the site matched us up to be compatible."

This caught Warrior's attention. "Hold on, what?"

"Yeah, the site matches two people up based on how well they'd work out together, and how far away they are."

"So you just kinda got dragged into this, huh?"

"...pretty much sums it up. Yeah."

Warrior ate the last of her cookie, licking the powdery sugar off of her fingertips. "Well, this has been fun but I should get goin-"

"NOT ON MY WATCH!!! SIT RIGHT BACK DOWN ON THAT CHAIR OR I'LL TIE YOU TO IT!!!!" A frustrated voice said from above.

Warrior and Teacake looked up to see PinkFox clinging onto the ceiling like some sort of horror movie spider-like ghost.

(Image not mine)

The two Readers screamed.

Teacake was the first to recover from the shock. "HOW- HOW DID YOU GET HERE??" She asked.

PF rolled her eyes. "I ALWAYS stalk the dates! All of them. It's just my thing."

Warrior looked at Teacake with a disturbed expression on her face. "Should I be afraid?"

"Yes." PF chimed in. "Now continue on, pretend like I'm not here."

PF settled in once again to watch, and Warrior and Teacake tried to forget the neko's presence.

It didn't work.

If you didn't know, it is very difficult to concentrate on a conversation when you know there is a homicidal cat girl crawling above you on the ceiling, watching you every move.

Not something you forget easily.

Teacake pushed away her unease and decided to calm herself down with some tea and cookies. She reached for the pot.

It seemed as if Warrior had the same idea, and their fingertips brushed, both of their hands jerking back suddenly at the connection.

"S-sorry!" Warrior stuttered.

"No no, it was my bad. I'm sorry." Teacake apologized.

"OH COME ON GUYS, IT'S A DATE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! ROMANTIC STUFF WILL HAPPEN EHEYHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!! JUST START A CONVERSATION ALREADY!!!" PF yelled, annoyed at their flusteredness.

"Uh-uhm. Uh....some.....nice weather we're having, huh?" Warrior said, unable to think of anything else.

Teacake raised an eyebrow. "...Really? The WEATHER? You couldn't think of ANYTHING else remotely interesting??"

Warrior sputtered, waving her hands about. "Wha- no!! I was just pressured! YOU try it if it's so easy!! Bet you can't think of a single thing to talk abou-"

"Did you just spill the tea?!?" Teacake said suddenly, pointing to an ever-growing brownish stain on the white tablecloth.

Warrior stared at it mutely for a few seconds before blurting out. "And that's the tea sis!!"

Teacake looked at Warrior, who was mentally berating herself for saying that, when Teacake burst into a fit of laughter.

Warrior chuckled along as well, and from there started an abundance of strange and wild topics, from death rays, to unigoats, to flying sharks in tornados, and cursed Minecraft builds.

Neither noticed the time stretching on, they sat and chatted and laughed together for hours, in there own little world, just the two of them.

It is still wondered how PF could stay on the ceiling that long, but nobody really questions that stuff anymore.

Eventually the got up to leave, still laughing about the last topic. 

As Teacake turned to leave the room, Warrior crashed into her, making her stumble with a sneak attack hug.

"Same time tomorrow?"

"Same time tomorrow."

PF dropped down from the ceiling and ate the rest of the cookies, secretly slipping a few to give to the Countrykids for a sugar-buzzed night.

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Oh that was fun