WHICH HAS AN0N NOT DONE??

1. Set of an explosion in a library ✅

Before you kill me, it was an accident. And really small. Like seriously super small. I saw a Popit on the ground (the tiny bags that explode when you throw them) and I figured it was a dud. So, because I was a stupid middle school kid, I yeeted it at the ground to check.

Uh. It wasn't a dud.

A little wisp of smoke, a tiny flame, some residue, seriously small.

2. Started 60 fires in under 5 minutes ✅

Survival class. I had a real talent with flint and steel. This is when I learned I was a pyro.

The teacher was freaking out.

It was like, scrape, raise hand, say fire, count, snuff it out.

I got to sixty something fires.

3. Burnt a hole in the kitchen table ❌

That was my dad.

:3

WHICH HAS N0NA NOT DONE??

1. Broke into a house ✅

I was little, dad was trying to sell a house but the guy forgot the keys so I went through the window to open it up.

2. Tripped someone on the bus ❌

I just haven't. No story here.

3. Physically attacked someone ✅

We were on a field trip and I was sitting next to this one guy, and he started touching my thigh.

So I punched him.

Twice.

One in the arm, one in the face.

Mom was proud of me.

WHICH IS AN0N NOT GOOD AT??

1. Tetris ✅

I'm so good at this it's scary.

2. Minecraft ❌

I basically died in creative mode.

3. Math ✅

Naw I'm seriously good at this. Also funny story I taught a 9 year old and a 6 year old the concept of imaginary numbers and square roots.

My dad didn't get it though.

I love math so much.

WHICH IS N0NA NOT GOOD AT??

1. Lying ❌

I  s u c k

I just can't do it.

2. Sneaking ✅

When you get up at 5 in the morning daily and have to go past everyone's rooms, you learn a thing or two.

3. Dodgeball ✅

My face sport. I love it so much. I'm really good too. Sometimes my youth group puts me and this other guy against everyone else, and it's a fair match.

WHICH ANIMAL IS AN0NA NOT AFRAID OF??

1. Snakes ✅

Love 'em

2. Pandas ❌

...

I don't want to talk about it

3. Roosters ✅

Got nothin' against 'em.

Bai!!!