A/N: So Blue, I wrote her traveling to your universe, but it doesn't matter when, and it probably isn't canon lol.

3rd person's POV

An0n's eyes narrowed, her fingers moving at lightning speed. The Readers were crowded around cheering her on as she played to beat the high score.

The Tetris high score.

Her game was different, it would allow you to select the level and height, but had a 150 line limit.

So beating the high score was less of a 'how long can you go', but more of a 'which block position would get me the most points without putting me closer to a level?'

300750

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301750

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302050

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302800

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303050

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303750

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...

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400100!!!!

GΛMΣ ӨVΣЯ!!!

An0n stood up in victory, and the Readers cheered.

N0na sat in the back of the room, rolling her eyes at the wild celebration over Tetris.

The doorbell to the mansion rang, and N0na stood up and stretched, morphing into her scarier shadow form in case she needed to scare away some city officials who had dared come close to the 'nightmare house'.

Peeking through the peephole, N0na took one look at the blue portal and decided that it probably wasn't a government official, and therefore was safe to open the door.

N0na opened the door, and invited the dimension traveler in. Blue thanked N0na and closed the portal, taking off her goggles and unwrapping her portal tech.

Blue looked around quickly. "Hey uh N0na, is there any place I could put this stuff?" She asked.

N0na took the tech out of her hands. "I'll find a place."

Blue grinned and ran off into the house, turning and calling out behind her. "THANKS N0NA!!!"

N0na spun on her heel, shifting back her more normal form, and setting the portal tech down in what resembled a large cubby space.

Each Reader had a little 'nook' for their gear, like coats, hats, knives, that kind of stuff.

N0na found Blue's nametags, and set the portal gear down in the cubby, returning to her seat with not a single backwards glance.

It was two backwards glances.

N0na had always been curious about trying out dimension-hopping, and having the key to it nearly in her grasp was infuriating.

But N0na was strong.

No problem at all.

She could last.

Apparently she could not last.

N0na soon found herself holding the tech, aiming the gun-like thing, and twirling the dials around as if she knew what she was doing.

She was just playing around.

It wasn't as if she would pull the trigger...

Oops.

Her finger slipped.

N0na's POV

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I screamed, falling into the swirling blue portal.

"IIIII'MMM GGGOOOIIINNNG TOOO TTHHHRROOWW UUUUPPP!!!!!!!" I yelled out, not like anyone could hear her.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- OOOOF!!"

Landing on grass with a heavy thump, I sat up, groaning and rubbing my head, looking around at the new surroundings.

I had landed on a short patch of lawn outside of an old-fashioned diner of sorts. It had a red neon sign, and red neon lights around the underside of the overhand to the red and silver building.

(Image not mine, but imma head over to ibis paint after this and trace, draw, and edit it.)

The parking lot was full, motorcycles, cars, trucks, and even a really broken down RV.

I shifted into her human-like appearance, resembling a slightly grey-ish toned girl, but still with fairly more normal coloring than my usual pitch black appearance. I didn't want to scare any of the people of this Realm...

Speaking of Realms.....

Where was Blue's portal tech?!?

I frantically turned around wildly, searching for the key to going back home. 

Not seeing it, I dashed to the backside of the building, looking for a shadow to fall in to, so I could shadow walk, which was like teleporting from shadow to shadow.

From there I could find the gear in no time!!!

I rounded the corner of the diner and cursed to myself.

There was people back there.

A teenage girl who resembled N0na wearing a red diner outfit, and a teenage boy with a black t-shirt, ripped jeans, and a jean jacket.

I was about to turn around and find a different place to start her shadow walk, but the girl saw me and rushed over, grabbing my hand.

"Omg!! This is perfect!!! Please miss, you gotta help me!!!" The girl said excitedly.

I inwardly groaned and turned around to face the ecstatic girl. "Whaaaat?"

"Here!! Wear this!!" The girl took off her diner outfit, revealing her trendy outfit underneath, and threw it at my surprised and confused face.

"You look exactly like me!! My boss says I can't skip work anymore, but there's this movie I reeeeeaaaally want to see with my boyfriend!!" The girl chattered, pointing a finger at her boyfriend.

"Hey." He said, raising a hand in greeting.

"- and I've just GOT to go see it!! So can you please take my place? Thanks! Byeee!!" The girl practically sprinted away from the me, who was really annoyed at this point. She and her boyfriend hopped into a classy car and sped off, leaving me with the diner clothes and no idea what to do.

"...What?"

x - x - x - x - x

And so I found myself dressed in a waitress's outfit, serving customers at a job that I did NOT agree to, and NOT want to do.

Honestly, I would've just ditched the clothes and left, but I got yanked into the building by a furious manager yelling at me to put on the diner outfit.

It wasn't all that bad though.

On the wall, on a shelf in front of an engine part, was the portal tech. No one had seen it so far, and if I could just find an opening to get to it, I could get back home.

The only problem was that it was in the middle of the wall, above where the manager worked.

So there was that.

"Sarah!!! Stop slacking off, you're supposed to be serving these customers over at booth 9!!!" Called out one of the waitresses.

I scowled and grabbed a notepad, walking over to the booth, where 5 somewhat familiar faces were sitting.

"-And I'm telling you Ame, you can't fix a car engine with duct tape!!!"

"SHHHHH human!!!"

The five countries sat up straight and picked up their menus, obviously trying to cover up their conversation or whatever. There was Canada, Germany, America, Poland, and Russia seated around the booth.

I sighed and asked Poland first.

"Whaddaya want..."

"Um........maybe.......a number 2 looks good....I'll have that." He said slowly.

I nodded and scribbled it down on the notepad, mumbling the order under my breath as I wrote it. "Number...2...for....Poland....Alright next!"

I looked up ready to take the next order, and was met by five shocked and confused faces.

"Uhm. Next order?" I said dryly.

They didn't budge, their mouths agape.

I sighed and dropped the arm holding the paper down, putting my other hand on my hip sassily. "Well if you just wanted to eat flies, you could've just told me." I said snarkily. 

Canada closed his mouth and giggled. "Heehee, yes, I'd like a cheeseburger with flies!!"

America snorted and chuckled. "Good one bro!"

Germany wasn't laughing. "Michael, this is no laughing matter!!!" He turned to me and looked at me suspiciously. "How do you know Poland's name...?"

I raised an eyebrow. "Uh, I'm not stupid. He isn't Indonesia. I know my flags."

Russia spat out his water. "Wait, you can see us???" He asked, confused for some reason.

"Well I wouldn't be here serving you if I couldn't see you. DuH."

"Who am I then?" Asked Canada.

"I don't see what the big deal is. You're Canada, Germany, Poland, Russia, and America!" I said, pointing to them in turn.

"The big deal is that it's supposed to be impossible for humans to see us in country form!" Germany hissed in a low whisper.

"Between the six of us, I'm not actually human either." I whispered.

I took out my hand, and changed the hand to its shadow form.

Germany's eyes got wide, and he touched my hand, looking at it curiously. "What...what are you...?"

"Shadow. I'm a shadow. My name is N0na. I was being stupid and messed around with Blue's portal tech, and now I'm here. I need to go home."

America raised an eyebrow. "So......why are you working at a diner then?"

I pointed to the shelf above the manager's post. "Because the portal gear is here. I can't get it because the manager's watching."

"So....you need a distraction?" Poland said mischievously.

I nodded. "That would be great."

Russia smirked. "Leave it to us."

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I positioned myself near the manager's post, asking some random couple if they needed a refill.

America slid across the floor, and dropped 25 cents into the juke box.

Russia strode out into the middle of the floor, stealing the attention of many of the customers and workers of the diner.

https://youtu.be/wZv62ShoStY

(I'm. Not. Sorry. Get up and dance.)

"This is something new." Russia called out.

Germany joined him on the floor. "The Casper Slide part 2."

Canada jumped on next. "Featuring, the Platinum Band!!" He said, gesturing to the jukebox.

"And this time..." Poland said.

America finished it off. "We're going to get funky."

They all moved to the center of the floor, making a 'V' position with Russia at the head. "Funky!"

By now several people had gotten up to join in the dance. Someone was recording the 5 original dancers, and I only needed a little more time to get the device.

"Everybody clap your hands"

"Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands"

"Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands"

"Alright now, we're going to do the basic step"

The manager had gotten out of his post, and was grinning like an idiot as he joined the dance. I scoffed and carefully dragged a bar stool towards the shelf, careful to look inconspicuous.

"To the left"

"Take it back now, y'all"

"One hop this time"

"Right foot, let's stomp"

"Left foot, let's stomp"

"Cha cha real smooth"

My fingers grazed the portal gear, but some random idiot cha-cha'd right into my stool!! I got knocked off, and the manager looked my way.

In order to blend in, I did something I never thought I would do.

I cha-cha'd.

Real smooth.

I hate my life.

Finally the manager looked away. I grabbed the stool and snatched the portal gear before any other buffoon could crash into me.

The five countries saw me about to leave, and they waved goodbye, masking it in a cha-cha.

I grinned and waved, running out side and behind the diner, where I took off the diner outfit and threw it onto the ground.

Jerk girl deserved it, making me cover for her while she goes to suck face with her boyfriend.

I looked at the tech nervously, and this time spotted a search history like thing, telling me the destinations to make it easier.

I grinned and stepped the 'Reader Realm' one, and held on tight to the portal tech, falling into the blue portal once again.

Cha cha real smooth.

I can't believe I just thought that. 

x - x - x - x - x

3rd person's POV

N0na fell out of a portal, for the second time that day. She groaned and opened her eyes to see a pair of boots, tapping the ground impatiently in front of her face.

N0na looked up slowly to see the angry expression of Blue.

"Eheh. Whoopsie..." 

x - x - x - x - x

An0n sipped a smoothie and watched Blue chase N0na screaming around the yard, yelling at her for stealing her tech.

An0n chuckled.

N0na sure had an adventure today.

Bonus:

"WHY THE #%$&*#%@ IS MY SON DOING THE ##$%#**% CHA CHA??????"

2002 words

This was really fun