An0n: "I've never felt this way before."

Reader: "Felt like what?"

An0n: "I want to bang someone on that wall." *points to a wall*

Reader: "Oh~" *Gets out shipping notebook* "And who would that be~?"

An0n: "Myself."

Reader: ô_ô *thinks* 'How would that even WORK?????'

An0n: *proceeds to bang head against wall while screaming*

Reader: "Ah."

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The following is a true story:

Friend #1: "Oh my gosh! I'm so nervous about my driving test!!! I'm like, the WORST at driving!"

Friend #2: "You can't be worse than I am! I ran two red lights!"

Friend #1: "I ran three!!!"

Friend #2: "What about you, An0n? How many red lights have you run in one drive?"

An0n: "None. Don't sweat the test though."

Friend #1: "Why not?"

An0n: *ticks off incidents on fingers* "Well, let's see. I honked at a cop, got pulled over by a cop, ran into a snowbank and got stuck, and..oh yeah! Broke the car."

Friend #1: "..."

Friend #2: "..."

Teacher: *overheard conversation* "Should I be worried?"

An0n: "Don't worry about me, I still got my permit."

Teacher: "That's...not what I meant. Actually, that's even worse..."

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The following is based off of a true story:

*An0n is driving home with her family. It is twilight and they are almost home.*

No one:

Not even a single person in the car:

Absolutely nobody:

An0n: "Did anybody else see a wendigo on that last pass?"

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The following is a true story:

*An0n is babysitting at a nursery.*

Little girl: *raises hand* "An0n!"

An0n: "What is it?"

Little girl: "Look!!!" *points at a day's of the week calendar with six highlighted days on it*

An0n: "Yeah, what about it?"

Little girl: *looks at An0n solemnly* "Tha's how many days we have weft to wive."

An0n: *thinks* 'I LOVE THIS KID.'

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An0n's Tips to Living Life:

Tip #1: If you see something out of the corner of your eye that looks strange, DON'T GIVE IT A SECOND GLANCE. 

Example: An0n sees a werewolf in the woods. 

Probably the right thing to do: Look at it again so you do not panic. You see it's just a weirdly shaped stump.

The An0n/fun thing to do: Assume it is a werewolf and walk away to draw it and tell your friends.

Why?

Life is fun, keep the magic in your world, and you will never grow up mentally.

I live with my childhood magic, and I love every second of it. I see dragons and fairies, and though people may tell me that I'm being childish, they do not know what they are missing. They live their humdrum lives, but I live in adventure. Creativity is magic itself. This is where my fourth wall powers and magic stems from.