Haha. Yes. I'm so very punny.

Lol, some of you know that very well *coughcoughVeecoughcoughKookiecoughcoughpunbattlecoughcough*

Ack. Sorry. Something in my throat. Anyway. HeadCAn0ns!!!!! 

And yes.

Whenever possible I will purposely make puns with my name.

1. America sucks at ballroom dancing. And most types of dancing. Except for break dancing. In that case his spazziness is pretty epic to watch.

2. Speaking of dancing, Russia does ballet. And he will break your nose if you say it is a girly thing.

3. America's eyes. Yeah, I know most of the time au's make them black or heterochromatic but I was bored and didn't have a great reason for black eyes, nor could eye choose only two colors. And I kinda thought, hey, America is literally a melting pot of culture and stuff, each state kinda has its own 'thing' or stereotype. So. Uh. Why constantly changing eye color? Because of...reasons. Uhm. This isn't making much sense lol.

4. Canada is not as pure as he seems. You will never see this or anything related to this in my books. I. WILL. NOT. WRITE. THE. NASTIES.

5. Japan seems really ditzy and stuff, but she is a CRAZY hard worker. This is based off of the stereotype that the Japanese are really diligent with their work. She WILL however still find time every once in a while to doodle manga stuff.

6. North Korea. He wants attention. He's also very bad at communicating this fact.

7. In my Realms, there is no such thing as homophobia. Nor sexism. Nor racism. Everyone is equal. Bullies still exist, but they will always get destroyed in my books. Cause...bullying sucks dude. It really does. Same thing in Reader Realm. And I CAN and WILL boot you out of the Reader Realm if you are racist, sexist, homophobic, or a bully.

8. Russell and Mira are CAn0n.

9. The fabrication of a story. Hah. No I ain't gonna describe this again. Read Chapter Sixteen of CCK. I will draw it though cause I think it'll be easy and quick.

10. Third Reitch is a nutcase.

11. The countries are not responsible for the wars. They cannot control what the leaders do. They are basically symbols. So. Third Reitch isn't a racist and he doesn't HATE Jews or gays. He just will get super uncomfortable if you bring them up, which kinda sorta comes across as dislike. Um. Pls no hate for this. I wanted some crackhead characters and since I am uncomfortable with portraying certain countryhumans as evil, but also don't want to just ignore some of this awful history, I kinda try to make it lighthearted. Third isn't a Nazi. He simply represented Germany during those times. Germany. Not Hitler. Does that make sense? I hope. I explain things weird sometimes. Also if you call him Nazi ( I know some people do that for short ) he will punch you. Again. Pls no hate. This is a touchy subject in the fandom, and I'm kinda proud that I thought of this perspective on character and reason that isn't offensive. (I hope.)

12. Statehumans. From any country with states. Or Provincehumans. They exist. They kinda mind their own business. Their countries control them, but instead of it being parental relationships, it's more brother/sisterly. Same thing with capitals. I might share a few America statehumans headCAn0ns cause those are the ones I know. I'm not sure if there is a statehumans for other countries...I'd need to do some more research. Also they aren't at all related. Why? No incest ships. And it makes more sense.

13. Florida. He can act like a crackhead sometimes, but most of the time he is just relaxed. He can be lazy sometimes.

14. Michigan. (I'm adding him and I might make a Midwest statehumans book cause they are WAY underused. Like. C'mon. It's always like Texas or California or New York. No hate btw. I'm just bummed cause I haven't found a SINGLE SH book with the Midwest.) Anyway... he is quiet. And comes off as cold a lot. (Hhhhh Saber I really liked your prosthetic arm idea. That actually was a headCAn0n of mine before I read any of your books. And that he liked working on cars. Idk if I can use that cause it's really unique and I wouldn't want to appear to be stealing any ideas.) He can swim really hecking good like all the other Great Lake states, and as for his relationship with Ohio...tense. On one hand, the sport rivalry is literally the biggest one in America. On the other, "Good Fences Make Good Neighbors". It really depends. One day they will be fairly civil eith each other, the other they will be threatening Civil War.

15. Ohio. He is an energetic, excitable, crazy l'il buckeye. :3. He has eyepatch and pointy teeth. He gets angry quickly, and WILL pound you into the ground if you say ANYTHING about his height. He is kinda short. Not REALLY short, but the shortest of the Midwesterners. He really REALLY likes buckeyes, and WILL kill for them. He is very competitive, especially in sports, and is one of the few people Mich likes to talk to, despite the rivalry. 

16: Humans. Two words. Plot. Convenience. 

17. Sunshine Harem. Haha, NO. I really really really dislike that ship. And not because it messes up my ships. Just, like, what. 10 countries doting on and going after 1 dude? No thx. I don't like heartbreaks, and the ship is just heartbreaks WAITING to happen. So in my stories, Pip is happy with being single pringle and not ready to mingle. 

And that's all I can think of! Yeh. Bai. 

A/N: I DIDN'T KNOW I FORGOT TO POST THIS UNTIL SOMEONE ASKED RUSSIA SOMETHING ON DISCORD AND I WAS LIKE, "didn't I explain?" SOOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY XDDDDD