This was just some stupid thing I did

Ali: "Look at that tan, well-tinted skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin! Oh, please he's gay, totally gay!"

Hunter: "I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate their totally straight expatriate this guy's not gay, I say not gay"

All: "That is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically Fay?

Samuel: "But look at his croiffed and crispy locks"

Cil: "Look at his silk translucent socks"

Trent: "There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing"

Cil: "What are we seeing?"

Trent: "Is he gay?"

Ali: "Of course he's gay!"

Trent: "Or European?"

All: "OHHHH"

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