Sam: *reading in a high pitched voice*
Hunter: you sound like that gingerbread man from shrek
All: *laugh*
Sam: *impersonating  the gingerbread man* do you know...the muffin man?
Trent: the muffin man?
Sam: the muffin man
Trent: yes. Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
Sam: she's...married to the muffin man
Trent: the muffin man?
Sam: THE MUFFIN MAN!
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I eat Cheerios because they're heart healthy...
And my heart has been severely damaged...
So John if your out there—