I'll cook up a solution
with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine
but I'm just saving two

I'll gather the ingredients
to make some Time Sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds
when the seconds melt away!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in!

...

Crude stew;
Do you fear it, Apple bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk
served up on a silver spoon

Toss a fig and
Save the date and

Bread and butter, chant and mutter,
Marination, incantation,
Chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
Yeast is rising, rectifying

...

Pinkie if you're hearing this
It means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal;
Just accept it and move on.

My cauldron is preheated
And I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks
By baking the fourth wall!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help me outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home

Someday I'm gonna go home...