"Thread by thread stitching it together...
Making sure the fabric folds nicely,
It's a perfect color and so hip,
Always got to keep in mind my pacing,
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing,
Yard by yard fussing on the details...
Don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?
Gotta mind those intimate details...
Vest-making's easy, for Diamond something pink, Silver Spoon something breezy
Blend color and form,
Do you think it looks cheesy?

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching,
Hook and eye couldn't you just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest...

Piece by piece, Snip by snip,
Croup, dock, haunch
Shoulders, hip
Thread by thread,
Primed and pressed,
Yard by yard, never stressed
And that's the art of the vest"