THAT RHYMED OMFG

Okay so for Comic Con, Halloween and Mega Con (next year) I will be a pirate maid

Have some pics without my face

Its so funny cause the straps wouldn't go over my tits so my grandma moved them to the side and said "ALL BETTER, MORE SEXIER!"

So thats my outfit now LMAO

Full outfit
Its butt level rip

Huge ass tablet lmao

I look so FAT JEBUS

So yeah

I added the red belly strings and the long sleeves to give it more of a "pirate" loom

I added skull tassles on the bottom and it also comes with a hat

THAT I NEED TO FIND

GOD DAMNIT