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ANYWAY

omfg fookin WolfMa ITS BEEN FOREVEER MAN

Havent seen u in forever and im talking to a ship dear lord save me
As you can see hand holding is a Fucking Bitch
Guys give me credit I did this at 2 am and only had 4 hours of sleep dear gOOOOD

I need to catch up on SaltCab and MouseCab

SO YESTERDAY ON TAXEYS STREAM I ALMOST DIED

:3

Uh she put on some music and one song came on that I always headbang too

AND I HIT MY BEDS HEADBOARD

AND

THERES STILL A DENT IN IT

And I hit my head and I had a whiplash for like 10 seconds before I typed

Oh my god guys I HIT MY HEAD

So panic flooded the chat while I was wrapping my head with some bandages cause I was pretty sure it was bleding (it wasn't) and headaches.

Allof them are being biatchas.

LLmao someone called me Bloom...

Fucking

Bloom.

Listen if you ever call me Bloom ill slit your throat and hang it on my wall of abused spouses.

Got it :3

So MORAL OF THAT STORY

DONT LISTEN TO TAXEYS MUSIC

AND DONT HEADBANG

AND DONT CALL ME BLOOM

Aye okay ill leave im sorry