(I thought of this pun while playing scribbl.io XD)

Me: Hey Zen!

Zen: What?

Me: Don't say anything mean or rude to a gun,

Zen: uh...why?

Me: Because you might...TRIGGER it!

Zen: .  .  .

Me: Uh...you oka-

Zen: *summons gaster blasters aiming at her*

Me: ....Funk *Zooms away*

Zen: *Chases after her* NEVER SAY ANY PUNS IN FRONT OF ME, OR ELSE I'LL BE THE ONE TRIGGERED!!!