Odd Expressions
Idk I found this template and thought 'why not?'
Vigorously trying to ignore someone who's trying to get their attention from across the room:
Trying to seduce and make out with their favorite food:
They have a song stuck in their head that they can't remember the title or lyrics of:
Trying to read instructions to a blender, which happen to be written in French
Just saw Robert Downey Jr. walking down the street:
Is having a very disjointed 'Happy Birthday' sung to them at a restaurant:
Being a fucking creepy stalker:
Trying to be thankful to their Grandmother, who just knit them an incredibly ugly sweater:
Getting defensive about their sense of fashion:
Their BFF has informed them of their complete determination to grow muttonchops:
If gay (which he is): just turned strait:
Just found out that their favorite actor got cast as their favorite character in a movie they've been looking forward to:
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