Odd Expressions

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Vigorously trying to ignore someone who's trying to get their attention from across the room:

Trying to seduce and make out with their favorite food:

They have a song stuck in their head that they can't remember the title or lyrics of:

Trying to read instructions to a blender, which happen to be written in French

Just saw Robert Downey Jr. walking down the street:

Is having a very disjointed 'Happy Birthday' sung to them at a restaurant:

Being a fucking creepy stalker:

Trying to be thankful to their Grandmother, who just knit them an incredibly ugly sweater:

Getting defensive about their sense of fashion:

Their BFF has informed them of their complete determination to grow muttonchops:

If gay (which he is): just turned strait:


Just found out that their favorite actor got cast as their favorite character in a movie they've been looking forward to:

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