Meh I wanted to do something with this song cause why not

This is ____'s left brain; objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of trends, she's efficient, and a prick.

This is ____'s right brain; subjective, creative, sensory, aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot.

Okay, guys, play nice.

Ali: I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
You got a job to do, you better do it right,
And then right way is with the left brain's might

Samuel: I like Oreos and pussy, yeah!
In that order!
And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3,
Woody!
I am the right brain, I have feelings
I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful,
Trustful and I'm looking for somebody to Love...
Or put my penis in!

Ali: here comes a female, here comes a female
Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your e-mail
Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate
So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate

Samuel: holy fuck! I think she might be the one!
There's something about her, I just can't describe it!

Ali: ...tits.

Samuel: I'm the earth, she's the glorious sun!
I want her to trust me, and I just want her to,
How do I say this-sit on my face-sit!

Ali: Alright now, right brain,
You're being insane

Samuel : no, left brain, I'm just being alive!
You should try it, you might like it

Ali: I worked hard to give ___ everything ___ cared about
You were worried about about the things that ___ was scared about
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
I am the adult, you are the child

Samuel: you think you're the right one every time
You think you know everything,
You don't know anything at all.
Half of ___ problems where supposed to be mine!
But you wanted everything I hope you're happy
'Cause ___'s sure not

Ali: well, according to my calculations,
Sorry let me run the numbers again, you're a pussy

Samuel: name calling? Really?
We're gonna go name calling?

Ali: we're not name calling, Alright.
I'm just stating facts and the fact is,
You're a quivering pussy

Samuel: I'm the pussy?
Well at least I don't play with toys still

Ali: Okay, Rubik's Cubes are not toys.
They keep my spacial reasoning skills sharp.

Samuel: Ali plays with toys! Look at you, uh-miss; I'm, toy player!

Ali: well, at least I did my fucking job!
I kept ___ working, I kept ___ productive.
You were supposed to look after ___!
You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this,
And now you're blaming me for how ___'s feeling,
How ___'s feeling.
If ___'s feeling unhappy it's because you failed ___.
You did this to ___, ___ hates you, I know ___ does, ___ FUCKING HATES YOU

Samuel: *cries*

Ali: Samuel, look, I'm sorry.

Samuel: no you're not...

Ali: look, maybe there's something we can do together

Samuel: together?

Ali: take the best parts of both of us, put them together.

Samuel: I'm listening

Ali: it would let your feelings out,
It would let me analyze.
So you could man the themes,
I'll man the form it's something that George Carlin did,
It's something that Steve Martin did
It's something special that we could both perform
Do you know what it is?

Samuel: juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away!

Ali: it was comedy, we could do comedy together.

Initiate reassembly

Ali: alright alright, Samuel, we're gonna do comedy together,
Alright?

Samuel: alright, Ali I'll do comedy with you.

Ali: look we can make ___ happy again,
I promise