///////... I thought you where out fighting the Great War... I'd like a word with you...

P-Pardon?

I'm not one for accusations but...this one's cast iron...

I-I don't understand w-what is this?

I've seen you...tailgating my daughter...with...aspersions of deflowering her rose...

N-no! T-this isn't true you've got the wrong bloke squire!

I don't make mistakes comrade...this one's textbook

Wash those bad thoughts away