_Yoki_Swanson_ as Veronica
PetraQuill as Heather McNamara
Oo_Mystica_oO as Heather Duke
moonlight11152 Oscar as Ram
Alin (aka gender-bent Ali) as Kurt
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Yoki (Veronica): I'm leaving now
Alin (Kurt): Heeeeeyyyyyyyy Yokiiiiiiiiii....I waited ten whooolee beeers foooor youuuuuu [collapses]
Mystica (plz go with it H. Duke): Goddamn it Oscar I said I'm done!
Oscar: come on Mystica don't walk aaawwwaaaayyyyy
Mystica: sober up idiot. Petra (plz go with it) unlock the door.
Petra: [unlocks door]
Mystica: [quickly opens door, sits in seat and shuts door]
Oscar: [walks/stumbles to car door] you can't leave me like this! [leans on the car door and groans/whines] you're causing physical pain in my areaaaaa...it's science I need relief [walks around car seeing Alin on the floor]
Alin: [points to Yoki and groans]

Yoki: look. booze. Drink! [holds out alcohol]
Alin: THANK YOU SO MUCH! [takes it and drinks it]
Yoki: you are so welcome! [turns to leave but is held back]

(All together)
Alin & Oscar: yeah! You make my balls so blue! You make my balls so blue! Good God! My balls! You make my balls so blue  lookit! Lookit! Lookit! Lookit!
Mystica & Petra: you make them balls so blue! You make them balls so blue! You make my balls so blue! You shake them you quake them! You break-
You make my balls so blue! You take them you bake the,Chrissake-

I hope you liked it it took forever