Me: *accidentally spills ranch on the couch and cleans it up quickly*

Mom: what the hell?! Seriously?! On my couch?!

Me: I cleaned it-

Mom: FID YOU COEAN IT GOOD?!

Me: y-ye-

Dad: SERIOUSLY COME ON, THE COUCH?! REALLY?! I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING KNEW BETTER

I'm just...loving life.. :)