Somehow me and my friend were talking about how gays and lesbos don't have to worry about getting pregnant but then she said "or...that's not the case for Samuel is it?" And looked at me and I went "Huh- oh yeah no it's not"
"Okay wait so...is Sam a seahorse?"
"I honestly don't know anymore"
"Is he like trans?"
"I can honestly see that, but...I don't think so"
"hOw Do yOu nOt kNoW yOuR cHaRacTeR"
"i dOnT KnOw"

So uh...shrug we were high on life atm