Pretend that's them

Brunoe: *kicks Sam in the feckin dick*

Sam: X0X

Brunoe: you didn't jump!

Sam: *painful wheezing and gasping while also laughing in pain* B....Brunoe..Brunoe! You licked me in the dick!

Brunoe: What?

Sam: you kicked me in my nuts!

Brunoe: you didn't jump!-