Me: *is walking to 2nd hour*
My child #1: oh hey mom! *looks at my shirt as she was about to say something important*

My shirt: breaking news, nobody cares

Her: 0^0
Me: *just shark smiles at her and walls into the classroom*
Her: MOM I NEED ANSWERS!
Me: *gives her the L*
Her: *screeches loudly and walks down the hall to her classroom*

Me: *is sitting at the lunch table with my lunchbox because I ate my lunch already*

My child #1: *puts her hand ontop of my lunch box*
Me: O>O *takes her hand off my lunch box*

Her: *screeches loudly*
Me: *puts her hand back on my lunchbox*
Her: *stops screeching,
Me: *pulls my lunchbox put from under her hand*

Her: *screams*
Me: *puts lunchbox back*
Her: *poker face and isn't screaming*
Friend: take it from her slowly
Me: *has poker face on and slowly takes it from her*
Her: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCCHHHHHH
Me: *watches her screech while trying not to die of laughing*

Everyone at the table: *is dying of laughter*
Me: *gives it back to her quickly*
Also me: *takes it away and then gives it back fast repeating this*
Her: SCREECH *silence* SCREECH

My friends are crackheads ok-