TW: Mentioning of Sexual Assault (not rape, but it's still classified as sexual assault)
This happened today, and I swear to whatever deity is watching if I see any "men can't be sexually assaulted" comments I will block you.

So, today, on my way to Maths class, I was minding my own business, when somebody pokes my ass. I, very clearly in discomfort and panic, yell "Who the fuck touched my ass". This led to the group of boys near me to giggle, which means one of them must have done it. I turned back around and they did it again.
I don't care if this sounds like I'm lying. It happened to me, and that's final.
Fucking hate school.