addie: I CAN'T DO IT!
endera, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
addie: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
squishy: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
addie:
addie: I appreciate it,
addie: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
rainbow: addie-
addie: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
alice: addie we gotta-
addie: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
addie: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
addie, motioning to quicklight: NOT FUCKING THIS

quicklight: wth- what did i do? *hides nuke crater*

addie: Rules are made to be broken.
endera: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
squishy: Uh, piñatas.
rainbow: Glow sticks.
alice: Karate boards.
quicklight: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
addie: Rules.
endera:

endera: listen here you little sh-

addie: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
endera: What if it bites me and it dies!?
squishy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, endera, learn to listen.
rainbow: What if it bites itself and I die?
alice: That's voodoo.
quicklight: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
endera: That's correlation, not causation.
rainbow: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
alice: That's kinky.
addie: Oh my God.

(i have no words XD)

addie: Hewwo.

endera: Hihiiiiii!

squishy: Greetings, Humans.

alice: Three kinds of people.

rainbow: I want pudding.

addie: Four kinds of people.

quicklight: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

alice: Five kinds of people.

 (why is mine so acurate XD)

addie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

endera: Nope, absolutely not.

squishy: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

rainbow: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

alice: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

quicklight: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

addie: okie :')

'Can I copy the homework?'

addie: I can help you with it!

endera: Yeah, sure.

squishy: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

rainbow: lol nope.

alice: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

quicklight: *Read 5:55pm*

(seems quite accurate-)

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
addie: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
endera: ...I did. I broke it.
addie: No. No you didn't. squishy?
squishy: Don't look at me. Look at rainbow.
rainbow: What?! I didn't break it.
squishy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
rainbow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
squishy: Suspicious.
rainbow: No, it's not!
alice: If it matters, probably not, but quicklight was the last one to use it.
quicklight: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
alice: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
quicklight: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, alice!
endera: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, addie.
addie: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
alice: addie... squishy's been awfully quiet.
squishy: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
addie, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
addie: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
addie:
addie: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

everyone with better hearing than humans: WHAT?

addie: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
endera: >:O language
squishy: Yeah watch your language
rainbow: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ADDIE THE FUCK WORD?
alice: 'The fuck word'.
quicklight: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
squishy: Oh my god they censored it
alice: Say fuck, quicklight.
squishy: Do it, quicklight. Say it.

THIS IS SO ACCURATE XDDDD 

(edited for squishy's comfort!)

addie: Croissants: dropped
endera: Road: works ahead
squishy: BBQ sauce: on my titties
rainbow: Shavacado: fre
alice: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
quicklight:
quicklight, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

quicklight: *inhales coffee*

addie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
endera: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
addie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
squishy: Actually I did the math, endera would have $225, not $0.15.
endera: Fam I'm right here....
rainbow: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
addie: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
rainbow: Sorry I only have a dollar
addie: :(
squishy: Hey I just realized my friend is right, endera would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
rainbow: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
squishy: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
alice: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
squishy: Apply juice to what
quicklight: Directly to the forehead
endera: Great chat everyone

my brain: head on. apply directly to the forehead-

addie: endera... How do I begin to explain endera?
squishy: endera is flawless.
rainbow: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
alice: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
quicklight: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

no words XDD

addie: We need to distract these guys
endera: Leave it to me
endera: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
squishy, rainbow, and alice: *Immediately begin arguing*
quicklight, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

quicklight: but you're not wrong-

addie: Time for plan G.
endera: Don't you mean plan B?
addie: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
squishy: What about plan D?
addie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
rainbow: What about plan E?
addie: I'm hoping not to use it. alice dies in plan E.
quicklight: I like plan E.

plot twist: sparta is possessing quicklight-

addie, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
endera: Hey.
squishy: Hi.
rainbow: Hello.
alice: Hey!
addie: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
quicklight: We were out of Doritos.

D O R I T O

bye!