(I just did get soap in my eyes and it fucking hurt, so yeah I'm writing this out of spite)

(Ships: Eyes x Ambush, Seek x Figure, Guiding Light(female) x Glitch, Hide x Jack)

There was a distant screaming in the hotel, nothing unusual.

Well it WOULD be, if the screaming wasn't coming from seek.

Seek burst into the lounge where all the monsters usually waited until a player came, "Seek, what the fuck! You almost broke the door!" Rush said, "use your puddles and shit!"

"I GOT SOAP IN MY EYE-" seek said, panicking "whERE THE FUCK IS GUIDE"

"Dude she went with Glitch on a date" Timothy said from a drawer, "in other words until she comes back you're fucked"

"I CANT WAIT THAT LONG- SHIT- FUCK IT HURTS-"

Screech, being the good friend he is, took out a camera and started recording while laughing like a little bitch -.-

Ambush ran to get a glass or water and splashed that shit on Seek's face

"Okay- that helped a bit" Seek said, "it still burns but less-"

"Now there's a huge water stain on the carpet, great goin ambush" Rush said

"The fuck else was I supposed to do?!" Ambush snapped

"...fair" Rush said quietly.

"When did you take showers anyway Seek?" Timothy asked, "I don't. It was a dare"

Then Eyes came in the room, "I told
Him to do it. I thought it would be funny, and it was indeed funny" Eyes cackled, "Send me the video screech"

Seek pulled out the shampoo, "let's see how fucking funny you look" he said, "oh shit-" Eyes then teleported out of the room and so did rush-

(Idk just thought of this)