THIS, this has to be done.

I have to expose, Michael Mell here for a second. When I mean expose, i don't mean roasting so keep your shirts on

What I mean, is Michael In the Bathroom.

I bet like, 1/4 of you had read the book. And i just had read it today.

So this is how it went, Jeremy didn't ditch Michael, the squip told him to, but he shut him up. But when they got to the party, Michael went missing. And Jeremy had to start looking for him.

So this meant he didn't call Michael a loser and leave him for a bitch.

So, Christine and Jeremy had to look for Michael. And when they did, they found him with a small, Asian girl. Snow_flake/ball.

Also known as Nicole.

So what I'm saying is Michael In the Bathroom did not happen because Jeremy had to look for Michael, and boyf_riends is technically not Canon because of Nicole. 

Extra evidence: EVEN FROM WIKIPEDIA!! 'He knows what the squip is all along without telling Jeremy because of his brother, who is paranoid and delusional, thanks to a defective squip that helped him ace his SAT's.' And this means, HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL JEREMY ABOUT THE SQUIP!! HE JUST KNEW THE EFFECTS OF IT!!

I'm sorry, but i needed that off my chest.

Which brings me to question, did rich even set a fire?

:O