Oh my no no no fucking s3x in this my child c:.

"What the fuck are we gonna do now?" Wolf said, getting the hang of her braces. Wolf grumbled something as her braces became more of a pain in the ass. She was getting around with them, Though its still hard to say S again. Kal slowly sighed and leaned her head on Wolfs shoulder.

"I have no idea..." Kal said, intertwining her and Wolfs hand together. Wolf sighed loudy before looked the other way. Catie had canceled a double date and now they just arrived home from an enourmous argument. Wolf and Kal walked over to the couch, Kal on Wolfs lap as they both got comfortable. Wolf grabbed the remote and turned on the TV, only to see Kal switching to Wattpad on her tablet. "Lets read some smutty fanfic?"

Wolf smirked before she was able to show the screen of Wattpad on the TV. Wolf found a good one, a book of one shots by someone called "WolfKal Shipper!". Wolf giggled at the name and they began to read it, only reaching the second chapter before they were both laying on the couch, Kal giggling as Wolf sucked down her neck.

From upstairs a dinosaur and an asian man both giggled. "Five bucks that they adopt a child..?" Jin whispered as Barney smirked.

"Ten ifs my daughters brings it ups...!"
"Deal!"

10 years later

"Awh aren't you the sweetest!" Wolf dramatically said as a little boy handed a red love card to her. He smiled, showing 2 missing front teeth.

"Thankth mommy!" The boy said as Kal turned around from the couch.

"Wow Jay, you didn't make me one?" Kal said sadly as the little boy beamed. "Oh yeah! Wait its upstairs!"

Jay ran upstairs, and the front door slowly slammed open, showing a dinosaur and an asian man, flushed red. "WOLFIVEN BOP WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME YOU HAD A CHILD?!"

Wolf squeaked as Kal giggled. "'Ello mister Bop! I actually got 'em just to let you know!"

"HA! MY DAUGHTERS WINS, HAND OVER THE MONEYS!" Barney yelled proudly as Jin growled and threw ten dollars at him.

"WELL, I BET THEY HAD A CHILD, SO...." Jin held out his hand as Barney's face saddened, handing him back the ten.

"I just wanteds to buys some Temmie Flakes" Barney groans as he slouches.

~~~

JAY YOU ADORABLE SMOL BEAN
WHY

I MADE YOU TOO DAMN CUTE