Wolf
Thalia
Wings
Light
Taxey
Chance
everyone except Wolf

ENJOY!

THERE RIGHT THERE!
Look at that tan, but tinted skin!
Look at the killer shape she's in!
Look at her slightly skinny dress,

Or please she's pan, TOTALLY PAN!

Im not about to celebrate,
Every trait that she indicates
I say not pan, I say not pan!

If its the Wolf thats in the room,
Then its relevant to the moon!
A girl who loves to jam,
IS AUTOMATICALLY RADICALLY PAN!

But look at her cool looking design!
But her lover is not fine..
There is an external paradox of what we are seeing..

What are we seeing?

Is she pan?
OF COURSE SHES PAN!
OR EUROPEAN?!

Ooh...

Pan or European?
Its hard to guarantee...
Is she Pan or European?

WELL HEY DONT LOOK AT ME!

You see they bring their girls up different
When they furries are too officiant
They dress in peculiar outfits..

From fluffy ears to furry kits!

Pan or foriegn furry?
The answer COULD TAKE WEEKS!
Even if she isn't cool,
She will still kiss you on both cheeks..

OH PLEASE!

Pan or European?
So many shades of JAY!

Depending on the time of day,
The youtubers stream every may!

Is she gay or european-

THERE, RIGHT THERE!
LOOK AT HOW THOSE EARS ARE ALWAYS PERKED
SEEN ON EVERY GIRL AT WORK!

THAT IS A EAR BONER, SCREW TONER, ANY KIND OF GAY
THIS GIRLS NOT PAN, I SAY NO WAY!

The furries in the room,
Are they relevant to a zoo?
Thats a hottie in a stripper costume..

IS AUTOMATICALLY RADICALLY,
IRONICALLY CHRONICALY,
CERTAINLY FLIRTINGLY,
GENETICALLY MEDICALLY..

PAN
OFFICIALLY PAN
OFFICIALLY PAN PAN PAN PAN-

DAMNIT!

PAN OR EUROPEAN?

so stylished and relaxed!

IS SHE PAN OR EUROPEAN?

I think her sexuallity is at max..

BUT THEY BRING THEIR GIRLS UP DIFFERENT
IN THOSE FURRY CONVENTION SPORTS..

ITS NOT A FASHION CURSE
IF SHE BEARS SOME EARS AND A FURRY TAIL!

PAN OR JUST EXOTIC?
I STILL CANT CRACK THE CODE!
BUT IF HER FRIENDS A LESBO,
WILL SHE STILL SAY NO?

HA!

PAN OR EUROPEAN?
SO MANY SHADES OF JAY!

But if she turns out straight im free at 8 on saturday!

IS SHE PAN OR EUROPEAN
PAN OR EUROPEAN
PAN OR EURO-

WAIT A MINUTE!
Give me a chance I think I can crack her!

The floor is yours...!

So.. this alleged affair with Mister Jay has been going on for?
Two years
And his girlfriends name is?
Miku
And your girlfriends name is?
Thalia

GASP

AH! IM SORRY!
I thought you say best friend!
Thalia is my.. "best friend"

YOU BASTARD!
You LYING bastard!

Thats it!
I CANT COVER FOR YOU ANYMORE!
PEOPLE. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

THIS GIRL IS PAN AND EUROPEAN!

WHOA!

SHE FUCKS ME WHEN IM MEAN!

OH!

WE MET BY PLAYING 7 MINUTES OF DISGRACE!

UGH!

ITS NOT HARD TO SEE IT,
ALL THE HICKEYS ARE A SHAME!
I SWEAR SHE NEVER EVER FUCKS ANY GAYS!

YOU ARE SO PAN!
LOOK AT YOUR TAN!
WHO WOULD NOT SEE YOU LYING?!

IM STRAIGHT!

You were not yesterday~

SO IF I MAY,
IM PROUD TO SAY
SHES PAN

AND EUROPEAN!

SHES PAN!

AND EUROPEAN!

FINE OKAY, IM PAN!

HOORAAAAAAAAY!